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Last night I was falling asleep while watch TV and my cat jumped up on to the couch. I'm laying there expecting my cat to walk up to me so I can pet her, but she just sits there staring at me. She got shaved that day so she has a lot of hair on her head, tail and legs, but no where else. I doze off and wake up about an hour later and my cat is sitting right by my shoulder now. I'm kinda freaked out so I turn on to my side, nothing happened while I was sleeping, atleast I don't think it did. What should I do?
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Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grand -
Kill it and eat it before it does that to you. -
Rape this cat and make sure to put videos on the internetYOU ARE THE 1,000,000,000TH VISITOR IN MY SIG!
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It sat there instead of moving closer to get stroked, and now its moved closer its probably decided it wants to get strokedOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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I want to get stroked.Comment
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why the hell do you shave a cat?! no wonder the cat hates you now. you made her ugly!Originally posted by JeenyussThroughout time, there’s been
crimes, throughout our history
But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears
Come on my countrymen
Come on and take a stand
Don’t let ‘em take away your land
the Wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from London to Manchester
cos he's a child molester
fuck islamComment
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You're lucky you were wearing underwearI don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...Comment
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Furball prevention perhaps? o.0Originally posted by eehhComment
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better with furballs than a shaved cat!Originally posted by Disliked
does this one look happy?
i mean, bloody hell! thats not a cat, i turned in to a big rat!Throughout time, there’s been
crimes, throughout our history
But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears
Come on my countrymen
Come on and take a stand
Don’t let ‘em take away your land
the Wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from London to Manchester
cos he's a child molester
fuck islamComment
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lol, looks like it's wearing little furry bootsOriginally posted by eehhComment
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That's a priceless expression of shame on an animal. It reminds me of this:Originally posted by eehh
Same fucking expression, and some people don't think animals feel emotion?Comment
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My cat felt emotion, most frequently the emotion of hungerOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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No, she looks far worse than that. She got shaved by a dog groomer so it's a patch job and a quarter. Zeus, I'm not sure if that's the case though because she is quite aggressive when she wants to get stroked. She gets on your chest and digs her front paws into your jugular, she's declawed though. It didn't happen tonight which made me quite relieved, I'm hoping it won't happen tonight either. I'll keep you updated though.Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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Originally posted by eehh
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dont know if you tryed to be funny or something, but you failed..Originally posted by ZabuzaFuxedThroughout time, there’s been
crimes, throughout our history
But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears
Come on my countrymen
Come on and take a stand
Don’t let ‘em take away your land
the Wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from London to Manchester
cos he's a child molester
fuck islamComment
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