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Originally posted by Squeezer
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remember to wank of first, or youre gonna blow her up..Throughout time, there’s been
crimes, throughout our history
But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears
Come on my countrymen
Come on and take a stand
Don’t let ‘em take away your land
the Wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from London to Manchester
cos he's a child molester
fuck islam -
What are you talking about? I'm just suggesting that he dust her chest for fingerprints.Originally posted by GalleleoComment
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Originally posted by Squeezer
Generally speaking, when you have a soft woman that you're going to want to sweet talk out of her clothing at any point in the future, you do not want to start out by "confronting her".
My advice: Get over it. Either ask her out or don't, but don't start out by asking how much titty you got to squeeze while you were blasted."Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX
Reinstate Me.Comment
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I thought you wanted to tie her up with the tape or something.Originally posted by Troll King5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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im assuming youre in high school squeezer, id strongly suggest not taking the "have a friend ask" plan, all my friends who got racks of chicks in high school never went with this plan, and all the girls i know who had people "ask for a friend" thought it was kind of pathetic. if the chick wasnt drunk, you should just ask her out on a date, dont ask her what base you got to, it doesnt matter, because youll find out after the date.Originally posted by Dameon Angell
edit: and dont call her either, ask her out in person, wuss5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednadyComment
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That would require duct tape, not scotch tape.Originally posted by Fit of RageComment
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Gall originally said duct tape when we were talking on MSN. So there you are.Originally posted by Troll King5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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Originally posted by SqueezerMystery solvedOriginally posted by SqueezerOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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I laughed.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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Okay, so I causally (as casual as possible) asked her yesterday. And I only did for a few mins, until I gave up (probably because being drunk, you arent preocuppied long) and i asked her out.
She said yes.
so let me just say.....yea!
and fuck you Zeus.Originally posted by ToneComment
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Yaaaaaay for Matt! :wub:Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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What? I wasn't being harsh? You asked if you felt her and if you touched her up then you did it took me ages to type thisOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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