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  • What if you were a schizzophrenic?

    If you were schizzophrenic, what would your other personality's be like?

    At least one of my personality's would be a real hot chick...
    And off course there would be a murderer inside of me

  • #2
    Originally posted by ronaldo
    If you were schizzophrenic, what would your other personality's be like?

    At least one of my personality's would be a real hot chick...
    And off course there would be a murderer inside of me
    that is not what a schizophrentic is. a schizoprentic is someone who talks to themselves and their radio all of the time, chain smokes, is socially ackward, and tends not to shower or wipe their asshole after taking a shit and often smells like shit, cannot hold a job or function and is cognitively damaged

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    • #3
      that is not what a schizophrentic is. a schizoprentic is someone who talks to themselves and their radio all of the time, chain smokes, is socially ackward, and tends not to shower or wipe their asshole after taking a shit and often smells like shit, cannot hold a job or function and is cognitively damaged
      T0ne if thats what your life is like, im sorry for how shit i make your life in tw :fear:
      :whistling

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Tone
        and tends not to shower or wipe their asshole after taking a shit and often smells like shit, cannot hold a job or function and is cognitively damaged
        I think that's going into the realms of stereotyping.

        If I were a schizophrenic I'd be happy, because I'd finally have someone to talk to.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Disliked
          I think that's going into the realms of stereotyping.

          If I were a schizophrenic I'd be happy, because I'd finally have someone to talk to.
          I think he was trying to point out that schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder are two different things.
          http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

          "Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo

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          • #6
            Originally posted by bloodzombie
            I think he was trying to point out that schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder are two different things.
            All my unfunny jokes are usually spoiled by "facts"

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            • #7
              Roses are red,
              Violets are blue,
              I'm a schizophrenic,
              And so am I.

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              • #8
                I know I would not whipe my ass if I was a schizo.
                Originally posted by turmio
                jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                Originally posted by grand
                I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                • #9
                  Schizophrenia comes in various degrees of severity and different types of impairments...
                  - k2

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Disliked
                    I think that's going into the realms of stereotyping.

                    If I were a schizophrenic I'd be happy, because I'd finally have someone to talk to.
                    call me.

                    We'll hook up?
                    Originally posted by Tone
                    Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                    • #11
                      If I was schizophrenic I'd probably hope I wouldn't be schizophrenic.
                      6:megaman89> im 3 league veteran back off

                      Originally posted by Dreamwin
                      3 league vet

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                      • #12
                        1 definition found for ''multiple personality''

                        From WordNet (r) 2.0 :

                        multiple personality
                        n : a relatively rare dissociative disorder in which the usual
                        integrity of the personality breaks down and two or more
                        independent personalities emerge [syn: split personality]


                        1 definition found for ''schizophrenic disorder''

                        From WordNet (r) 2.0 :

                        schizophrenic disorder
                        n : any of several psychotic disorders characterized by
                        distortions of reality and disturbances of thought and
                        language and withdrawal from social contact [syn: schizophrenia,
                        schizophrenic psychosis, dementia praecox]
                        You ate some priest porridge

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                        • #13
                          I'd be a Brazilian footballer
                          Originally posted by Facetious
                          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                          • #14
                            since im an asshole, i guess the other me would be a nice guy..
                            Throughout time, there’s been
                            crimes, throughout our history
                            But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
                            Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
                            Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

                            Come on my countrymen
                            Come on and take a stand
                            Don’t let ‘em take away your land

                            the Wenger bus is coming
                            and all the kids are running
                            from London to Manchester
                            cos he's a child molester


                            fuck islam

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                            • #15
                              I'd be even more amazing.

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