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Serious ideas only or I'll eat your firstborn child.
Mom's birthday is TUESDAY and I need a gift idea.
Mom's birthday is TUESDAY and I need a gift idea.
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5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead -
Maybe some of those soft girl movies?
Get her Bridget Jones diary and Bridget Jones diary 2, my mom likes the movie, guys hate it, and like all girls like it, ur mom would too. :fear: -
a sappy card and gift certificates to her favorite stores. CAN not go wrong.There once was a man from Nantucket.Comment
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Take her out to dinner and get her a card...
I've been doin it for years best and easiest gift everComment
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If you're a decent artist, take a copy of her wedding picture and sketch a portrait of her using it as a model.Comment
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Do not get gift certificates, shes your fucking mother, shes worth a hell of a lot more than that.
Something liek TK's idea is good, get her a picture frame and tell her that you need to take a picture of you and her to put in it.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
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give her lots of cook bookscan we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violenceComment
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can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violenceComment
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Women and Girls die when you give them shit from that Bath and Body Works shop.
I suggest that.Originally posted by ToneComment
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I suggest the pocket rocket. Ladies love them.
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Burn her a CD of her favourite music? Buy her a movie. Gift Certificate. Umm... I dunno.DELETEDComment
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I shudder to think what your firstborn child will look like much less if it will exist, but in lieu of that, I willOriginally posted by Zabuza
EAT
YOUR
FACE
Keep the suggestions coming guys. I'm not much for artsy stuff, gift certificate won't cut it, we're having her birthday at home so can't take her out... she's not really one for the movies. Bath and body works... maybe. That's more of a husband to wife kind of thing though.
"Hey mom, I got you this shampoo and sensual body lotion!"
"Thanks... (?????)"5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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Give her a big basket filled with stuff.You ate some priest porridge
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Wash and wax her car.
edit: no wait, only guys would appreciate that. And waxing another man's car is fairly gay.5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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Flowers? for some unfathomable reason women can't seem to get enough of them.Comment
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