Who's The Biggest Pop Culture Douchebag ATM?

[Subjugation]

I was watching tv last night, and I'm getting so tired of all the bullshit about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and I happen to think he's the biggest celebrity douchebag at the moment, and I'm wondering who are yours and why?

I think Cruise is the biggest douchebag because he's the ultimate sellout, and he's just so blatant about it, yet he still makes $20 million a picture. Scientology, fake love affairs, and jumping up on people's couches to show "just how crazy in love" his obviously scripted love for her is. Kimmel has done a good job at exposing his retarded behavior and showed the clip where him and Katie showed up on a motorcycle at the Ivy in LA, and Cruise gets off his motorcycle and says, "Oh my god, how did you guys know it was us? How did you guys find me?" Then a photographer replied back, "Because your publicist called us."

God, what a douche. <_<

Of course, I'm talking about non-political personalities---you know, people in entertainment. So, Rush or Hannity would qualify, because they're just blowhard entertainers, not really political figures. They just happen to do politically-oriented entertainment. But I don't mean people like President Bush, or TW idiots like Tone, I just mean pop-culture icons who happen to be hot right now.

[Superted]

Yeah I'll agree with you on Cruise.

And also, that slutty rich girl.....what's her name, ah Hilton. I don't think an explanation is needed.

[Subjugation]

Oh, yea, definitely. Paris Hilton is way up there too.

[Bioture]

Jessica and Nick.

I wonder how dumb their kids will be. Or maybe dumb genes cancel each other out and their kids will be geniouses

[Dabram]

eh, i'd act like a complete douche if I'd get that much more money for doing so..

[ZeUs!!]

Simon Cowell (sorry ilya) for encouraging it

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

That guy has serious moobs.

I second Jessica Simpson and append her annoying sister.

[DoTheFandango]

Mel Fuckin' Gibson

[PH]

I didn't know non-douchebags existed in pop culture.

[Liquid Blue]

Man I'm getting tired of seeing that whole Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie bullshit on those shitty magazines when I go to the grocery store for food.

But I'd have to go with Ashlee(lol two E's, that's totally hip!!) Simpson. I know her whole crappy poser phase has passed the medi by now, but I still think she's a dumb bitch, and an even dumber bitch for blaming her lack of talent on the SNL show on her band. I just want to karate chop her in that giant landing strip some people call her nose and knock her back into the annoynomus masses.

[Pandagirl!]

I'm going to go with what Liquid Blue said, the whole Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina Jolie thing. Some people might care about that stuff, but it just bores me. It's just another over-played "celebrity scandal."

[Liquid Blue]

I know, right? Who the fuck cares if they break up or not, or how many times Jennifer seemed broken up over this whole thing. Celebs aren't any different from normal people when it comes to relationships, I don't know why they have dragged it out for so long- it's been in the magazines for like 2 months now.

[Riesen]

This is going to sound odd to some, but Rachael Ray from the Food Network. She has like 10 shows, and it's all so she can grab more attention, get free paid fucking vacations and meet famous people. Other than her, I'd say Paris Hilton or Oprah.

[Subjugation]

Wow, I thought I was the only one that hates Rachael Ray.

[Jerome Scuggs]

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