Who's The Biggest Pop Culture Douchebag ATM?

[Fit of Rage]

Who actually care about celebrities, period? People magazine is the stupidest thing in existence, moreso than telcat.

[Pearl Jam]

i hate febreze, i think it smells the opposite of fresh

[Ilya]

guys, celebrities have feelings too

[Jerome Scuggs]

http://www.brucewillis.com/notes/

bruce willis NOTES FROM LIFE

[Theif of Time]

If they have feelings they should get out of showbiz so that they won't get hurt. Seriously, the way some people idolize them... But I think half this thread is about how douchebaggery the celebs are and half about how douchebaggery the media (specifically gossip magazines, the worst waste of trees since forest fires) that 'feeds' off them is, while everyone would agree that the people who fanatically read the gossip magazines are at least thrice as douchebaggery as all of them put together. Including Telcat.

[Squeezer]

IlyaZ

what a whore for attention.

[Benno]

Iron chef Morimoto. Damn just make real japanese instead of placating judges with world menu BS, we all know your matches are fixed anyways!

[Facetious]

if hannity counts definitely him

[T3l Ca7]

With a taste of your lips
I’m on a ride
You’re toxic
I’m slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
I’m addicted to you
Don’t you know that you’re toxic
And I love what you do
Don’t you know that you’re toxic

[NaiLed]

Who actually care about celebrities, period? People magazine is the stupidest thing in existence, moreso than telcat.

this is what i was about to post

i really have no idea what anyone is saying in this thread

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Well if you posted Paris Hilton, then I would have to add Nicole Richie. As bad as Paris Hilton is, Nicole seems to have snuck in with her.

What's her claim to fame? Besides being Lionel Richie's daughter.

And what's with Oprah's audience?....if you ever see her on TV from the beginning of her show, the audience screams for 5 mins at her like girls did when the Beatles first took the stage in the US.

Lastly... I would have to say Ty Pennington

[Stylez]

P. Diddy... Not Puff Daddy or even Sean "Puffy" Coombs... No, no, P. Diddy...

Also his annoying as hell ex-wife, J-Lo... Again not Jennifer Lopez or even In Living Color Dancer Girl.... But J-Lo...

Bah, screw it... I hate most famous people... They all become sellouts eventually...

[scumbag]

dont know whether people will agree, but these 2 people i cant stand

THE
BECKHAMS

Real attention whores

[bloodzombie]

And what's with Oprah's audience?....if you ever see her on TV from the beginning of her show, the audience screams for 5 mins at her like girls did when the Beatles first took the stage in the US.

I was gonna say that one. Oprah, what a dumb starfucking bitch. Her show is just a big commercial for herself. When she has celebrities on, she completely kisses their asses and acts like they're the greatest people on earth and everything they do is so goddamn important and everything they say is so goddamn funny.

Yes, I hate Oprah.

[Jerome Scuggs]

I've got these old adam west batman series tapes recorded from the family channel, and one of the commercials is that OPRAH'S ON! commercials, where all the minorities with flat tops yak on phones and oprah's in the background

Interesting early 90's commercial trivia: in every board game commercial, ever, in the early 90's, the white kid yells "i win!", regardless of what board game it is - even if the objective isn't to win.