Funny Shit Right Here Yo!

[hogo]

A gay man named Roger goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Roger, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS." Roger is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of All Bran cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." Roger asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

























"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your asshole is for."

a friend sent it to me via text message while I was at work, after reading it I shot mountain dew out of my nose...

[GHB]

Q: what's brown and sticky?
A: A STICK HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[ZeUs!!]

That text message must have cost at least £50

[hogo]

ok it wasnt a text it was an e-mail...

god ya got me

[hogo]

oh yeah


ps Zeus thanks for that one thing that you know about but no one else does :fear:

[ZeUs!!]

10 other people on these forums know about it (can you see who else a pm gets sent to if it gets sent to multiple people?)

[Jerome Scuggs]

10 other people on these forums know about it (can you see who else a pm gets sent to if it gets sent to multiple people?)

No, but your subject line sort of hinted at multiple people

[cundor]

thx for not sending me that pm Zeus!! <_<

[Jeansi]

I felt so special,


all until I noticed cundor got it too =/

[Facetious]

my pediatrician was homophobic, maybe that joke is about him

[Edify]

thats one funny joke!!

[Ewan]

what is pink and fluffy

a pink piece of fluff!!

[Theif of Time]

a bit of pink fluff?

[colony]

yo can we make hogo moderator of RH, please? hogo4mod

[Mobey]

2 gays live together in a flat
one dies and the other makes a curry out of his dead body

When asked why he did it, the gay replied:
"cos i wanted to feel him dribble out of my arse one last time"

Ok heres another one...

What's the difference between a fridge and a fag?
Tha fridge dont fart when you take the meat out

Hogo got pawned.