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  • How to trap a weasel with Vaseline jelly

    I found a new and easier way to trap weasels.

    All you need is a glob of Vaeline jelly (KY jelly will work in a pinch). Go somewhere in the base where a weasel is likely to slink by, such as at the top. Hide in the rocks, then pull your underwear off and throw it on the trail (this is bait).

    Now, when a weasel comes by, he'll follow the scent of your underwear, and stop there to rub his nose in it. This will daze him a bit, but he enjoys it. While hes sniffing, put the vaseline jelly on your index finger and hold your finger straight out from behind the rocks. The weasel, when he sees it, will slowly spin around, then back his rump up on your finger.

    At this point, all you need to do is wait until his but is fully on your finger. The weasel will close his eyes and start growling a bit, and smiling. Now, quickly hook your index finger and lift up! There you go, a live weasel ready for steaming, broiling or basting over an open fire. Serve with Levi Milk.

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    . . .
    sdg

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    • #3
      His avatar is disturbing... :fear:
      AcidBomber <ER> ^-^

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      • #4
        I agree with this thread. But if it wasn't for weasels, they'd have nothing on me.
        You ate some priest porridge

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        • #5
          This thread is disturbingly homoerotic and smells kind of useless crappy.

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          • #6
            i Love Wig Wams

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            • #7
              :huh: Sorry, I had to
              Pandagirl!

              (ph)>12 is just right

              In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
              1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
              1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
              1:Chao <ER>> at all
              1:Mantra-Slider> chao
              1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
              Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
              Chao <ER> - hero

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              • #8
                This...

                Wait why the fuck am I even replying to this
                G[y]Ro> omfg
                G[y]Ro> u nerds
                G[y]Ro> NERDS
                G[y]Ro> ALL OF U

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                • #9
                  Rofl...how can someone come up with that shit...
                  -Rasc

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                  • #10
                    A_S_S_wipe is a master. I love his threads.

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                    • #11
                      Seek professional help mate.

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                      • #12
                        UC = Useless Crap
                        ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
                        Failure teaches success.
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                        • #13
                          jesus fucking christ u need therapy

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                          • #14
                            This accually happend to Ass wipe while he was walking through the hallway. He thought he would take advantage of this humiliating (and degrading) experience by turnng it into a joke.


                            Lol you got fingered.
                            k8> (both my dad's are gay :( )

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                            • #15
                              I like how disliked is both aussie and british at the same time. (with the 'mate')

                              I'm also very admiring of stabwounds large dot's.

                              Originally posted by Disliked
                              Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                              +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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