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  • Madonna and her Fake British Accent

    I just saw an interview with her in regards to the upcoming Live 8 concerts & as to her participation in the Live Aid concert back in `86.

    I am just amazed at the fake accent she has developed....what a phoney!

    I guess she is just too embarrased of her past of being a fag hag (not that I have anything against anyones sexual preferences).

    She is the kind of woman that when the air conditioner isn't turned on, Madonna goes from 0 to bitch in about 2.3 seconds. Coincidentally, I think that's about as long as it took her to get that fake British accent!
    May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

  • #2
    Yea, pretty much a worthless slag these days. It's hard for a has-been icon to just fade off and keep her dignity. The battered ego, and the loss of fame...it must be hard for a superstar to accept their role of virtual irrelevance.

    But yea, with the whole Kabal bullshit and the accent, and the kid named Mr Pickles, or whatever...it's pretty clear she is taking the Micheal Jackson primer on How To Have Your Head Up Your Own Ass.

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    • #3
      Half of Britain hate her, I think thats fair to say.

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      • #4
        She must be doing something right if we're talking about her.

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        • #5
          hey let's talk about troll king instead, I bet he's done SOMETHING right too
          5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
          5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
          5: Da1andonly> =((
          5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
          5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
          5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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          • #6
            I doubt it.
            USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
            ---A few minutes later---
            9:cool koen> you scorereseted
            9:Kim> UM
            9:Kim> i didn't
            9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
            9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
            9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
            9:pascone> lol?

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            • #7
              She has lived in Britain for a while now, so I doubt the accent is phoney btw...
              USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
              ---A few minutes later---
              9:cool koen> you scorereseted
              9:Kim> UM
              9:Kim> i didn't
              9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
              9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
              9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
              9:pascone> lol?

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              • #8
                Merge it.
                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                • #9
                  Just watched a tv interview with her and she's got a weird accent, some of the words she says with a deep American accent and some are decidedly English so she can switch between accents 4 or 5 times in one sentece
                  Originally posted by Facetious
                  edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ewan
                    She has lived in Britain for a while now, so I doubt the accent is phoney btw...
                    So people pick up accents when they live somewhere?

                    I would understand if she was a young person, but she's an old lady. I didn't think old people picked up accents like that after they had long established their language and speech patterns.

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                    • #11
                      Well originally when I was a kid, I had a Blackburn/Barrow hybrid accent because that's where my parents are from. Because of school and people taking the piss and correcting everything I say, I thought fuck it, I'll change it. I've had to change my accent to this shitty Southport one, the accents of which I can't stand, and I've had it for most of my life now. The two accents are quite different so I used to fuck up with stuff I pronounced.

                      It made my life easier though.

                      I don't know why Madonna would feel the need to change her accent to be honest.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by jesus=terrorist
                        So people pick up accents when they live somewhere?
                        Yes they do.
                        USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                        ---A few minutes later---
                        9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                        9:Kim> UM
                        9:Kim> i didn't
                        9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                        9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                        9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                        9:pascone> lol?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
                          I don't know why Madonna would feel the need to change her accent to be honest.
                          Because her career in the US was getting as dry as a piece of beef jerky, so she felt the need to "reinvent" herself. Coincidentally, she did the whole name change/kabal thing about 6 mo. before her album release (this was a few yrs ago).

                          Wank on, Esther.

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                          • #14
                            My parents speak Cantonese in different accents depending on whether they are with my dad's side of the family or with my mom's.

                            How does Gwyneth Paltrow speak when she's in England? She often plays English roles and changes her speech accordingly enough that some people think she actually is British and needs to fake an American accent.

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                            • #15
                              haha did you see her at live 8?

                              before starting her second song she was like "are you FUCKING ready london!!!???!?!" and she got in a load of shit for the producers.

                              some things never change :nuke:
                              audit> and btw, im your fan!

                              DeeZ NuTs> time to own
                              DeeZ NuTs> got my fedex hat on
                              Azreal> LOloL
                              cook> ROFL

                              R.I.P VENOM

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