Madonna and her Fake British Accent

[Ewan]

My parents speak Cantonese in different accents depending on whether they are with my dad's side of the family or with my mom's.

How does Gwyneth Paltrow speak when she's in England? She often plays English roles and changes her speech accordingly enough that some people think she actually is British and needs to fake an American accent.

She speaks with an American accent.

[Troll King]

haha did you see her at live 8?

before starting her second song she was like "are you FUCKING ready london!!!???!?!" and she got in a load of shit for the producers.

some things never change :nuke:

There were a couple of F-bombs on the Canadian show. Even stranger, most of them came from Celine Dion.

[Subjugation]

Celine is a dirty girl.

[ZeUs!!]

haha did you see her at live 8?

before starting her second song she was like "are you FUCKING ready london!!!???!?!" and she got in a load of shit for the producers.

some things never change :nuke:

You obviously never saw Snoop Dogg, the presenter apologised for the amount of motherloving that occured during his set... at 6pm

[colony]

You obviously never saw Snoop Dogg, the presenter apologised for the amount of motherloving that occured during his set... at 6pm

no i didnt, ctv, canada's national tv broadcaster only showed a limited variety of clips from other nations for live 8. no doubt he outdid madonna by a millionfold

There were a couple of F-bombs on the Canadian show. Even stranger, most of them came from Celine Dion.

hahahahha are you serious?? i didnt catch that part, celine swore? hahaha i wouldve never guessed her a swearing woman.

[Troll King]

She swears like a sailor. Or a pilot. I forget how the simile goes. I think it's the one that doesn't fly over your head.

[Squeezer]

She swears like a sailor. Or a pilot. I forget how the simile goes. I think it's the one that doesn't fly over your head.

oh shit son!

[froedrick]

Yes they do.

not when you're a certain age.

[DoTheFandango]

She swears like a sailor. Or a pilot. I forget how the simile goes. I think it's the one that doesn't fly over your head.

Rimshot please.

No? Nothing?

Ok. Thanks for playing.

[Theif of Time]

I'm so used to hearing people say fuck that I don't see the problem.

[Mr. Peanuts]

I'm a habitual swearer.

[Squeezer]

I'm a habitual swearer.

I go to an all boys school.

The swearing is out of control, and I'm the worst of the bunch

[Mr. Peanuts]

See, I go to college and they're always using the whole 'higher education isn't compulsory so follow the rules exactly or get out' slogan. I was so close to being kicked out of my college because my form tutor is a strict Irish Catholic and nearly had a heart attack when she overheard me casually talking to my mates. She made about 5 complaints to the head of college over the space of two weeks WITHOUT warning me directly. Now I just don't go to my form class.

Bollocks to em.

[Da1andonly]

I say atleast one curseword per sentence... :/

[geekbot]

I say atleast one damn curseword per sentence... :/

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