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  • #1

    Fuck

    So I'm going to my dad's house for 3 weeks.

    No internet, no cable, no video games, and he's gone at work for 8 hours each day.

    And no car. Wtf did I do to deserve this?
    Originally posted by Tone
    Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
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  • #2
    I guess you could always catch up on those 40 days of no masterbation?

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    • #3
      guffaw
      Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
      apt>yes u can wtf
      apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
      apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
      apt>so i dont miss the toilet
      Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
      apt>na
      apt>ill show you pictures
      apt>next time I masturbate

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      • #4
        Bring some books, I guess. Wtf, is your dad a caveman or something? Ted Kaczinsky?

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        • #5
          Sucks for you.

          I suggest-----

          -Read
          -Find friends to hang out with
          -Work out
          -Find a job?

          Dunno. You probably will want to try to get out of the house, since theres nothing for you to do inside.

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          • #6
            BUY PORN.

            </thread>
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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            • #7
              Wow that sucks <_< Umm I'm sure he has a phone, call your girlfriend?
              Pandagirl!

              (ph)>12 is just right

              In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
              1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
              1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
              1:Chao <ER>> at all
              1:Mantra-Slider> chao
              1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
              Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
              Chao <ER> - hero

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              • #8
                It's just God making your life as bad as you keep saying it is.
                Bring your emo, that seems to keep you entertained.

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                • #9
                  start your own country and recruit people for an army and take over the world
                  can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                  • #10
                    TV? :grin:
                    AcidBomber <ER> ^-^

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by AcidBomber
                      TV? :grin:
                      Originally posted by Squeezer
                      no cable
                      zzz

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                      • #12
                        Look up how to steal cable, and bring your TV with you.

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                        • #13
                          See if there's a blockbuster anywhere close and rent a zillion dvd's.

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                          • #14
                            buy a laptop and GTA SA!

                            also get a tan
                            Originally Posted by HeavenSent
                            You won't have to wait another 4 years.
                            There wont be another election for president.
                            Obama is the Omega President.
                            http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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                            • #15
                              Can't you just not go?

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