what a glorious day to be alive

[Ilya]

AIEAIEAIEAIEAIEAIE

i had so much to eat today and i barely wasted ANY money FUUUUUUUUUCK YES

[Mootland Farmer]

Oh what a glorious day it has been.

[Ilya]

you can say that again, dude

[Mootland Farmer]

Oh what a glorious day it has been.

[1ight]

Never hurt to say it 3 times.

[Subjugation]

I had fuck for dinner. $

[Jason]

i wish i could say the same, ilya. i want about ten jbc's soooo badly. my mouth says "yesssss!", but my wallet says, "haha, you wish chump!"

[dchao]

today was a long day
i bossed around little kids at the Y

[Ilya]

misread that as "tossed"

which would have been hott.

[Da1andonly]

one of my workers has some kind of eye disease thingy which makes it go all red and watery and now I'm afriad I will get infected!!1

[Squeezer]

Last Friday I ate dinner at my gf's house. She's like 5'3, asian, and weighs 108. Her sister is even smaller, and her mom is like 4'10.

She brought out the food, and all I could think was "Great, but what are you guys gonna eat?"

I had four helpings.

She likes me, because I eat. Most of her friends don't eat momma's cooking.

[Kim]

Last Friday I ate dinner at my gf's house. She's like 5'3, asian, and weighs 108. Her sister is even smaller, and her mom is like 4'10.

She brought out the food, and all I could think was "Great, but what are you guys gonna eat?"

I had four helpings.

She likes me, because I eat. Most of her friends don't eat momma's cooking.

All asian moms like to cook for their sons/daughters friends. Talkin from personal experience here. The more you eat, the more you're enjoying it, well thats how they see it.

[Ilya]

today from 9am to 2pm was the worst day to be alive but then at 4 and afterwards it was a glorious day to be alive again

[hogo]

I ate subway today, and thats it...

[Subjugation]

My breakfast right now is consisting of a joint, a glass of orange juice and Grand Marnier, and Grand Theft Auto.

I only have a few days left of vacation. Blah. Enjoy it while you can.