In Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King...

[Sarien]

or it's a conspiracy :fear:

Cue gimmick account named Tome in 3.. 2.. 1..

"Don't you understand? That's what the Balrogs want you to believe!"

[SpiderMage]

If you want further info on various characters and stories before the Third Age, pick up the Book of Lost Tales I and II, II is sitting next to me but I haven't read it yet actually...

Also, not a lot of people know this, but Middle Earth was first written about while Tolkien was in the trenches during World War I, and The Hobbit wasn't thought about until one day he was bored out of his mind grading papers(he was a linguist professor) and he wrote on the side of a piece of paper "In a hole lived a Hobbit."

Of all the ages, I believe the First is my favorite, it has an extreme amount of emotion in it, really closely mirrors the Bible and has a great number of battles, as well as Balrogs(my favorite creature).

And Da1, if you watch the appendicies of the extended dvds, you will know why they made the changes that they did.

[Pressure]

i would like some back ground info about more stuff this is one the best best topics i've read in a while...

i know right? i learned so much shit
MOREMOREMORE I WANNA HEAR MROE
im about to check the other cd on my LOTR ROTK dvd to watch the appendicies, with my luck it wont be there though

[scumbag]

summary of the last hour of the movie

"oh, frodo!"
"oh, sam!"
"oh, frodo!"
"oh, sam!"

lol, damn right, i turn it off as soon as Aragorn get crowned
the rest of the film after that is shit IMO

Legolas and Gimli went later on, together, and so did treebeard I believe.
.

wtf? how did he get on the boat? replacement mast?

[Asmodeus]

I'm working on deporting Hero. BTW Hero I think jappeuuuh was making fun of the crap Tone subjects us to. Quit overreacting to everything.

The hobbit is going to be a movie soon if not a 3 part TV series.

Lol Kolar.

They're making a movie if not 3 part TV series??! Would you have any links or any other info on this?! Please let me know!

[Vykromond]

Wow you are the biggest retard I know!!!!! What do you mean by "where you there?" do you mean WERE? ARE U RETARDED. EVERY FUCKING PERSON SPELLS IT THIS WAY, WHY!!!! You are all retarded. (mostly americans). And do you know how they know it, THEY READ IT IN BOOK WHICH WAS THE BASIS TO THE MOVIES. Also, what in the world is "heaving." Do you mean Heaven? FUCK SAKES HOW OLD ARE.

Post of the century. I can't believe this guy was on Pallies at one point.

[GlitterKat]

LOL yo those irish kids with the furry shoes took like 90 minutes to just get on a boat and sail in the sea.
OLOLO THOUGHT THAT MOVIE WAS GOING TO END ABOUT 40 TIMES, but it kept going on and on

[brookus]

I can't believe this guy was on Pallies at one point.

Judging by his hatred of typos and misspelling, I can't believe he was on a squad with Cig Smoke.

llater,
Tony

[froedrick]

Oh btw, I started thinking about the changes they made in the movie compared to the books, I only found ONE good thing. In Moria, when the fellowship is under attack by evil deluge-looking monsters, Gandalf says: "it's a cave troll!" However - in the book it's Frodo who says it. (even though it's an orc "captain", and not a cave troll)...But it's all good since, Frodo doesn't do anything in the movie except whine, look passionated on Sam, and cry.


The thing that bugs [edit] me the second most of all is in Return of the king, when the fucking ghosts are GREEN! WTF!"LKJFASASF [edit]

And LEGOLAS WTF HOLLYWOOD STUNTS KJLFDASF

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!11111

EDIT: Coming to think about it, Gimli is more annoying. Fuck peter jackson, fucking fuck. In the books Gimli is a STRONG, TOUGH ANGRY dwarf, not a fucking CLOWN - LKJDASFÖLKDSHFLKGDSFDSFÖLKJSDADFG

My adrenaline is rining already just thinking about it. "It was deliberate!" , "It's (the ..wtf was it's name...Ring-Robe whatever) is a bit tight around the chest" , "we dwarves are great short distance runners" AND SO ON.

Fucking asshole shit ass fuck, he was probably made to be a clown for unintelligent people like one of my friends, who lauged non-stop for 20 minutes after Gimli did anything stupid.

dfjglkfdög afk nerv-smoke <_<

Thing that pissed me off the most, was the elves coming to Helms Deep. They were even planning on having Arwen come and fight there to enhance the love story. oh man...

[Pearl Jam]

I liked the movie.

BUT I FUCKING HATE..UHHH...BRAZILIANS!!!

[Zcraft]

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Ba da da da -_-

here ya go noobs now stop bickering


http://www.lotrlibrary.com/agesofard...oryofmaiar.asp


explained everything