how do i stop my house from being sold

[Ilya]

how do i sabotage my house to keep my parents from selling it?

i was thinking of putting lots of porn on the wall and used condoms everywhere and lots of needles and punching a hole in the wall and putting a dead rat in the closet and peeing on the wall and taking a shit on the bed

but then i remembered i live here

[Ilya]

please help.

[Superted]

Hmm, watch and follow any tv home decorating reality show by the book.

Alternatively, you could make it smelly? Pay the neighbours to be loud and obnoxious while people are visiting.

[Exotic]

you can do what michelle did in full house and make everything in your room slanted and pretend your falling and then you can say "dad did you mention the leaky roof" and spray the people with a water gun

[Ilya]

i'm going to put a poster of saddam hussein on my wall

[ZeUs!!]

Find out when the next viewing is and spread yourself out on the sofa, naked

[Sarien]

Ok.. what you need is some sort of elaborate and convoluted plan, perhaps involving someone dressing up as the ghost of the red baron and scaring away prospective buyers with his ghost fokker.

Getting the Globetrotters or Tim Conway to guest star could help too, but just remember that while cowardly by themselves, when grouped with those goddamn kids and their fucking dog, they become a powerful force against you.

[Superted]

Release squirrels into your attic and rats/lice/roaches/ants into your kitchen.

[ZeUs!!]

Rubbing yourself

[RATTY...]

Rubbing yourself

LOL! Good one
Put a lot of poster with Allah and Al Quaida and terrorist things like that, should scare most people, after the things that happened lately. And hang a plastic machinegun up on the wall.

[Epinephrine]

Ask your parents to not well the house and cry like a 10 year old girl.

[ZeUs!!]

Sucking your finger

[Lucon]

Ilyaz, every single post you make causes me to laugh out loud. And not just giggle or chuckle, it causes me to go into uncontrollable fits of laughter.

[eehh]

grab the viewers asses (the men too)

[Superted]

Tell them you make yourself sick into plastic bags and hide them under the floorboards, but don't tell them which.