how do i stop my house from being sold

[Torn Wing]

Volcs' Idea was good, but Ilya wont need the Mayo, I mean just invite me over, give you the real thing mate.

Start jerking your pet off on the living room carpet for religous purposes.

Recruit them to your cult with the promise of eternal life, offer them a drink, and tell them Jesus will soon be arriving in his yellow minivan.

[Ilya]

Maybe it's time for you to grow up. Talk to your parents, they probably sell the house for a reason, you know there is more in life than playing subspace. There are bills to pay, and what not.
Maybe your parents sell the house, so they can get rid of you. They will buy a nice single-room appartment and use the left-over money to have fun.
You can't deny your parents that!

this would be a great point except they're looking for a bigger, more expensive house.

[GlitterKat]

wait...

why do you care if they sell it.

just go move into the bigger house $$

[Torn Wing]

But What About All The Memories?

[Ilya]

cause its an awesome house and moving sucks ass

[Volny]

day 1: some big indian family of like 10 came to look at it and i didnt wanna be around when they were in here, so i IMed one of my pals with "oh shit some indian family is here. one of the bitches is hot. be back later" and kept the window and screen up

hopefully they saw and got offended

have you turned screensaver off?

[Ilya]

yeah i dont have a screensaver

[GlitterKat]

anyone ever done a magic eye and saw the goatse guy?

yo this is scary

[GlitterKat]

Wait It Was A Clock

[Ilya]

GlitterKat stop posting in my thread

[GlitterKat]

just fake that someone was murdered in the house. THE MURDER HOUSE.

Or better yet.. murder someone in that house.

[ZeUs!!]

With your pets

[project dragon]

Just be yourslef, that should be fine enough ^-^

pretend your house is a message board, and ask the people thread questions.

[ZeUs!!]

And your brother

[hogo]

Don't worry IlyaZ you can still live in the house after I buy it :greedy:

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