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    Say you had a chance to "bang" ( ) a celebrity or actor, the only consequence would be that your lifespan is shortened by 8 years. Who would you choose? Whoever you choose, you would have acess to for 24 hours and be able to do anything damn thing your freaky mind can think of. You can give 2 names if you can't pick between them (like myself), or give a list of two (aka 1. (blank), 2. (blank) ) No more than 2 names per poster please.

    I'm stuck between Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Connelly.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

  • #2
    Hmm, I think I'd love to spend the day with Zoeey Deschanel.

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    • #3
      Michael Jackson
      last.fm - Keeping it short

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      • #4
        Hilary Duff
        Eliza Dushku

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        • #5
          johnny depp and jerome scuggs (before i found out he's just 17)

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          • #6
            sdg

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            • #7
              stabwound, she was in a sex seen in a movie, saw it once
              Big Chill

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              • #8
                Exclaimation Mark
                sdg

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                • #9
                  Lindsay Lohan

                  aaaaaaaaaaand

                  Heather Graham

                  my 2 B)
                  Jarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night

                  nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
                  oNe-t> YEAH
                  nopcode> before going out
                  funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it

                  MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily

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                  • #10
                    No pussy is worth 8 years
                    Originally posted by Disliked
                    However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


                    Originally posted by concealed
                    when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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                    • #11
                      Angelina Jolie would be one of the sexiest people I know if her lips were just a wee bit smaller.
                      5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                      5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                      5: Da1andonly> =((
                      5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                      5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                      5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by CrvenBan
                        No pussy is worth 8 years
                        Agreed. Pussy isn't any better just because it's famous. (Not that I would know what pussy is like. )

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                        • #13
                          ?
                          Originally posted by Facetious
                          edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                          • #14
                            Eliza Dushku and Keira Knightley
                            Regency> not in for dd lol
                            Regency> would rather eat some cock ;<

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Jeansi
                              Angelina Jolie would be one of the sexiest people I know if her lips were just a wee bit smaller.
                              Smaller? Why the fuck smaller? Not man enough down there to handle all that cushioning?

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