Movies in Theatres

[CrvenBan]

Chocolate Factory - has a guy named Willy Wanker , who "takes" kids into "chocolate factory" - assfucking at it's highest. If only Ron Jeremy had the lead.


War of the worlds - after hiding in the basement while aliens rampage across the surface they come out in the morning, WHOLE neighbourhood is litterally TORN APART, there is a fffffucking AIRPLANE crashed in their yard and yet they're able to get into their unscratched car and drive off !! Spielberg needs to die.

[DoTheFandango]

That'll be a great movie because Johnny Depp AND Orlando Bloom are hot.

I wish you were blinded by shrapnel.

[Cops]

Chocolate Factory - has a guy named Willy Wanker , who "takes" kids into "chocolate factory" - assfucking at it's highest. If only Ron Jeremy had the lead.


War of the worlds - after hiding in the basement while aliens rampage across the surface they come out in the morning, WHOLE neighbourhood is litterally TORN APART, there is a fffffucking AIRPLANE crashed in their yard and yet they're able to get into their unscratched car and drive off !! Spielberg needs to die.

I liked how the son ran into a battlefield where death is almost certain and beat the family to Boston, cause you know that was so realistic. -_-

[Da1andonly]

By far the best 3 films this year though are Sin City, Kingdom of Heaven and Hotel Rwanda.

WHAT? You seriously gotta be kidding. It fucking sucked

[soup]

I wish you were blinded by shrapnel.

same here



PANDAGIZZLE OMFG OMFG

[Pandagirl!]

I hate the soup.

[DoTheFandango]

We hate you.

[ZeUs!!]

Having read post #7, post #12 was quite funny

[ConcreteSchlyrd]

The Island - not as bad people make it out to be still pretty bad, come on folks have you seen Dungeon and Dragons?

Holy motherfucking shit, is this movie bad. I saw it last night and wanted to punch the screen while peeing on the floor. The product placement is absolutely ridiculous (Xbox posters in the "hive"? Are the clones gonna buy lots of Xboxes and Aquafina?) and the continuity absolutely sucks (maglev trains, yet there's that whole car chase that involves train wheels? Come the fuck on). It was also severely preachy--I felt like I was watching an action-packed pro-life rally. Worst movie I've seen in a very long time.

War of The Worlds - it had this immense ability to be made a good movie but instead they wasted a lot of money, poor tom cruise it wont be talked about for years to come, oh well people can always talk about how he's fucking a girl who looks like a skeleton.

Heh, I appreciated the fact that it was a Speilberg movie, and it was a decent way to spend a couple hours. Nothing fantastic (and you have to suspend a lot of disbelief--but hey, it's a sci-fi flick) but decent.

Charlie and The Choclate Factory - The singing was terrible, the oompa loompa was one guy and some parts of the movie annoyed me. All things said I still liked it and it had a nice tim burton twist which I've come to appreciate after Big Fish. There was some mistakes made but i still think this is worth renting, wait for it to come to your local movie store.

Agreed with the singing and the oompa loompas. Actually, agreed with the entire review. Decent movie, but the original is still way better.

Wedding Crasher - Best comedy I've seen all year, I didn't have to pay to see this but i gladly would.

It was a coin flip between my girlfriend and I as to see this or The Island. Unfortunately, I won. I should've seen this instead. Don't go see that horrible crapfest of a stinkburger, The Island. Save your money and punch yourself in the crotch a few times instead.

[CrvenBan]

It was a coin flip between my girlfriend and I as to see this or The Island. Unfortunately, I won. [/i]

Damn I need your luck, or that double-faced fake coin, cuz last time I did that I ended up seeing Love actually instead of Kill Bill. God, I hate women.

[scumbag]

anyone seen that movie "Stealth" yet?
havnt heard or seen much about it, only the trailer comes on the telly the odd night now and again

[NaiLed]

Stealth-

Sucky plot, great action which distracts you from it. Jessica Beal is hot, shes wet sometimes in the movie and in a hot bathing suit. Pretty dumb plot as i said, U-VAC E.D.I is a robot created to take place of pilots of ships called a Talon. There's Talon 1, Talon 2(Jessica Beal) and Talon 3(Jamie Foxx). (Ironic, in SubSpace/Continuum, the Warbird looks like the Talon in Stealth. Also ironic, the name Talon is the name of an elite Warbird pilot in Continuum, har har har). Pretty nice cast, and cool technology, but the lightning bolt thing was crap. Give it a 3/5

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[Cops]

Agreed with the singing and the oompa loompas. Actually, agreed with the entire review. Decent movie, but the original is still way better.

If you had to put the two together the original would definately come out on top.

[tahkis]

Sin City,

It is obvious that no real thought and effort has been put into the script

Guess you haven't read any of the Sin City comics because the script is taken without editing from those (three books; Sin City, That Yellow Bastard, Big Fat Kill).

and a ton of money has been thrown at the effects.

Not that much, if I don't remember wrong, the budget was only $40-50 million. That's even less than those horrible Hollywood comedy movies have.



In my opinion Sin City is the best movie I've seen (so far) this year. But for the review..I'm not so good in English so I'm not going to write one.

[Epinephrine]

That'll be a great movie because Johnny Depp AND Orlando Bloom are hot.

It's reassuring that girls are just as shallow as men.