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    I posted this in another thread but soon realized that i think it'd be better suited as a thread.


    Cops quick run down -

    The Island - not as bad people make it out to be still pretty bad, come on folks have you seen Dungeon and Dragons?

    War of The Worlds - it had this immense ability to be made a good movie but instead they wasted a lot of money, poor tom cruise it wont be talked about for years to come, oh well people can always talk about how he's fucking a girl who looks like a skeleton.

    Madagascar - Great kids movie, if you have kids or you like movies like shrek you might enjoy this. I saw it a few times i liked it so much.

    Cinderella Man - I really enjoyed this movie, maybe I like Russell Crowe more than others but regardless this isn't the worst thing you can see at the theatre.

    Dark Water - don't even bother, buy yourself some xanax before this movie so when you show up you can bare through it.

    The Longest Yard - I like the Adam Sandler's movies, they're hillarious. If you like Billy Madison or Happy Gilmour check this one out. You'll notice a lot of gay prison Innuedoes.

    Sky High - Read up on what I said about Dark Water.

    Mr and Mrs Smith - this movie sucked ass but it's got huge ticket sales because two people in it want to be fucked by half the world. The end joke was pretty good and I think that's the only time I laughed during the whole movie, which isn't that bad it tried to end on a good note but failed every where else.

    Charlie and The Choclate Factory - The singing was terrible, the oompa loompa was one guy and some parts of the movie annoyed me. All things said I still liked it and it had a nice tim burton twist which I've come to appreciate after Big Fish. There was some mistakes made but i still think this is worth renting, wait for it to come to your local movie store.

    Wedding Crasher - Best comedy I've seen all year, I didn't have to pay to see this but i gladly would.

    if there's any movies you're curious about just give me the name and i'll give you a quick run down.
    Last edited by Cops; 07-29-2005, 02:56 PM.
    it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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    Batman Begins, seems like you watch a lot of movies in the theatre, how much does a ticket cost over there?
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    • #3
      how about Red Eye?

      is sky high the one with that lady who loses her daughter or something and goes searching through the plane looking for her? highly unrealistic for her to be in the luggage compartment and whatnon.
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      • #4
        Fantastic Four, sucked... Jessica Alba is hot... umm, that is all for my review of this movie... :P
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        • #5
          cops, you are a bloody legend. only earlier I was gonna post a thread asking what the latest movies were like.

          :up:

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Stylez
            Fantastic Four, sucked... Jessica Alba is hot... umm, that is all for my review of this movie... :P
            That's probably the only thing I'd ever agree with you on.

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            • #7
              War of the Worlds was good because Justin Chatwin is hot.

              Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was good because Johnny Depp is hot.

              Mr. and Mrs. Smith was good because Brad Pitt is hot.

              The Wedding Crashers was good because Owen Wilson is hot.

              I wonder why I'm not a movie critic....
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              • #8
                And Pandagirl's reviews dont mean shit because shes not.

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                • #9
                  Holy shit, Cops...you actually paid money to see all those movies? I rarely see movies since Hollywood puts out like...4-5 good movies all year.

                  Are you a rich mofo, or do you work in a movie theater, or something?

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                  • #10
                    Batman Begins was really good I thought, it is a lot darker than the other films and I think it explains Batman's origins very well. Christian Bale gives a good performance, quite similar to his acting in the Machinist I think. Liam Neeson is great in every film he's in, and doesn't disappoint here. I forget who plays the bad doctor person, but he's very convincing, and evil in that charming way - a good villain.

                    Fantastic Four is terrible, just terrible. Having been released in the wake of films like Batman Begins and, more importantly, Sin City, it is clear that this film was simply churned out by the studio because comic book films are popular at the moment. It is obvious that no real thought and effort has been put into the script, and a ton of money has been thrown at the effects. Nothing else really, just don't bother seeing it.

                    It's been a good year for films actually, and with (I think) Pirates of the Carribean 2, and King Kong still to come, the future is bright.

                    By far the best 3 films this year though are Sin City, Kingdom of Heaven and Hotel Rwanda.
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                    • #11
                      i liked Charlie and The Chocolate factory more than Wedding Crashers
                      can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Colossos
                        It's been a good year for films actually, and with (I think) Pirates of the Carribean 2, and King Kong still to come, the future is bright.
                        That'll be a great movie because Johnny Depp AND Orlando Bloom are hot.
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                        • #13
                          Stealth-

                          Sucky plot, great action which distracts you from it. Jessica Beal is hot, shes wet sometimes in the movie and in a hot bathing suit. Pretty dumb plot as i said, U-VAC E.D.I is a robot created to take place of pilots of ships called a Talon. There's Talon 1, Talon 2(Jessica Beal) and Talon 3(Jamie Foxx). (Ironic, in SubSpace/Continuum, the Warbird looks like the Talon in Stealth. Also ironic, the name Talon is the name of an elite Warbird pilot in Continuum, har har har). Pretty nice cast, and cool technology, but the lightning bolt thing was crap. Give it a 3/5
                          Last edited by Pressure; 07-30-2005, 12:40 AM.

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                          • #14
                            its not irony

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                            • #15
                              Stealth is shitty, I saw wedding crashers again tonight I was really late showing up for batman begins so i decied to see wedding crashers a second time. I've only heard really good things about the Batman Begins. If you've seen the last batman movie that came out before Batman Begins you know they can only get better.

                              Fantasitc Four - meh, didn't do anything for me. I thought it wasn't worth the money to see, I'd download it if you like all the old comic books or get someone else to rent it when it comes out.

                              Ed, sky high is about a school of mutants. It reminded me of Power Rangers, the movie was made for ten year olds, I use to eat power rangers up like it was a five course meal. It would have been a better idea to make the old fox two part mini series they had a couple years ago a movie, i think it was called x factor (followed the x men series it had jubilee in it too).

                              J=T I work at a movie theatre and take full advantage of it.
                              Last edited by Cops; 07-30-2005, 03:49 AM.
                              it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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