Help.

[Squeezer]

I'm really horny at my gf's house, and we were just doing bad things, then she left to make breakfast.

So Naturally, I decided to post on TWforums.

What should I be doing right now instead?

And btw, neither one of us "finished"

Fuck.

[PH]

I suggest finding the nearest tree shredder and engaging in foreplay with it.

[schope]

go to the kitchen. slap her in the face. then rape her. then tell her to make you a steak.

[ZeUs!!]

I suggest telling more internet communities that you have a girlfriend

[GHB]

kill your GIRLFRIEND then kill yourself

[Lucon]

Ejaculate onto the eggs right in front of her and say "Hey honey, I think there's ejaculate in those eggs."

[Subjugation]

go to the kitchen. slap her in the face. then rape her. then tell her to make you a steak.

Dat's how Brazil gets down.

[Fit of Rage]

"Hey guys! I almost got laid... AGAIN! Wish me better luck next time!"

[Jeenyuss]

"Hey guys! I almost got laid... AGAIN! Wish me better luck next time!"

let's all pitch in some money so we can buy Squeezer an encouraging balloon with a message on it

[Squeezer]

"Hey guys! I almost got laid... AGAIN! Wish me better luck next time!"

who says i still havent got some?

[Fluffz]

Ejaculate onto the eggs right in front of her and say "Hey honey, I think there's ejaculate in those eggs."

that must be the dumbest idea ever, in other words you are suggesting to bother her by putting proteine on proteine. not verry shocking. if youd ejaculate on the ham on the other hand i guess she would be stunned for a moment (which you could use to grab her boobs btw)

[Theif of Time]

I'm really horny at my gf's house, and we were just doing bad things, then she left to make breakfast.

So Naturally, I decided to post on TWforums.

What should I be doing right now instead?

And btw, neither one of us "finished"

Fuck.

Talk to her.
And btw, TWforums can't help you, unless you wish to wow her with 911 conspiracy theories

[scumbag]

Talk to her.
And btw, TWforums can't help you, unless you wish to wow her with 911 conspiracy theories

or sort out any problems she might be having with her gaphics card or monitor,

maybe after that you can get some "plug and play" yourself, ay

[Mr. Peanuts]

who says i still havent got some?

You have told us every intimate detail about your lovelife, I still haven't seen you say you got 'some' yet.

[Pandagirl!]

That's because he's too busy telling me every detail. :lol: