Seige weapons

[Dant-Zu]

I would use a mecha!

[Lucon]

I hate everyone and their weird looking nipples.

Because normal nipples are square.

[Subjugation]

I would send them a dozen syphillis infected whores, then wait a few months until they all went blind. Then I'd tip toe into the castle, and they'd never even suspect a thing.

[iNgeNfyRe]

I would send them a dozen syphillis infected whores, then wait a few months until they all went blind. Then I'd tip toe into the castle, and they'd never even suspect a thing.

what a genius

[Richard Creager]

Attach a String to a steamroller wheel and the castle and watch it go through it and whatever is behind it.

[Theif of Time]

I would send them a dozen syphillis infected whores, then wait a few months until they all went blind. Then I'd tip toe into the castle, and they'd never even suspect a thing.

Likely they would stab you and say "We're blind, not deaf"

[Pressure Drop]

Trebuchet

they are so cool

I want to build one

I seen a rich english dude built one and fired a big flaming thingy at night and it went whoosh into the sky and then arced in the most lovely illuminated parabola to the ground where it exploded ina firebomb type way. i thought - WOW if i was really rich i'd buy myself a castle with loads of land and do that!!

I kinda thought about building a model one but didn't cause 1) i'm lazy and 2) i'm shit at building as i don't take care in measurements. I still can dream though.

I also seen a diff guy on tv (Have i got news for you- BBC2 programme later switched to BBC1) and he had built a trebuchet and used it to fire his girlfriend onto a big net. It kind of worked and she went flying through the air and landed on the net. Only problem was, she had such momentum she sprung of the net and landed on the ground ... and broke her hip. Even though she was quite badly injured, as i'm sure a broken hip is painfull, i still found it funny and didn't have sympathy for her as it never looked a safe thing to do and she was an eejit for letting her boyfriend fire her from his trebuchet. There are times were you just got to say NO.


They are still cool ... i want one ... a big one ... and i want to fire boulders at your castle

[Troll King]

Just don't expect one from your girlfriend for Christmas.

[Vehicle]

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

African swallows aren't migratory.

[Jeenyuss]

i'd get a big glove so when i went for a highfive i'd crush the person's hand

[Pressure Drop]

Just don't expect one from your girlfriend for Christmas.

But i've explained to her that if i fire her at a net over 2m of water the risk of injury is reduced greatly and relies mainly on a mechanical fault and or extreme weather conditions and off coarse with my non-existant carpentry orientated girlfriend will have built a flawless one!!! which i'll fire in the calm weather we get here.