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Last night was a bad night for me, I was put in jail for the night beer-girl trouble related. Turns out I punched in a window of a cop car.. or atleast I think thats what happened, all I really know is my hand is all cut up and hurtin like a mother fucker today. I am pretty sure some of you have been here before and I just thought it might be interesting to swap stories, and for anyone who hasn't I strongly recommend againts that because its really not half as fun as you might think.
Anyways I was being nice and reasonable for the first while, when the cops seemed to have some respect, aside from the whole throwing me onto the car and putting on the cuffs way too tight. Then they started being assholes, or atleast I think so because I didnt want to pass out, I work night shift so Im not ready to go to bed at 5 am. I then tried to get to use the phone for the next couple of hours, I always assumed I would be able to make 1 phone call to whoever I wanted, but the asshats wouldn't let me. I told them I wanted to call my lawyer and then even told me no to that, and to top this all off there was a poster on the wall saying to call a number for free legal aid if you need it and that its your right and all this shit, is that bullshit or what? I then proceeded to call them many nice things and trash what I could in the jail cell, this led to more problems and somehow ended with me fighting a guy in the cell next to me. It was pretty funny now that I think about it because we couldnt even see each other but we were reaching over taking swings between the bars. The cops came and stopped that and threatened to charge me with even more stuff which obviously only upset me more. I then decided to overflow the little sink and piss on the walls and throw my matress out through the bars (no idea how I managed to get it to fit). These things basicaly went on over a few hours untill I did pass out on the little metal bunk without a matress or pillow. Got my tickets in the morning and went home.
I know I was an idiot so your really wasting your time if you just post to say that, otherwise have fun.
Anyways I was being nice and reasonable for the first while, when the cops seemed to have some respect, aside from the whole throwing me onto the car and putting on the cuffs way too tight. Then they started being assholes, or atleast I think so because I didnt want to pass out, I work night shift so Im not ready to go to bed at 5 am. I then tried to get to use the phone for the next couple of hours, I always assumed I would be able to make 1 phone call to whoever I wanted, but the asshats wouldn't let me. I told them I wanted to call my lawyer and then even told me no to that, and to top this all off there was a poster on the wall saying to call a number for free legal aid if you need it and that its your right and all this shit, is that bullshit or what? I then proceeded to call them many nice things and trash what I could in the jail cell, this led to more problems and somehow ended with me fighting a guy in the cell next to me. It was pretty funny now that I think about it because we couldnt even see each other but we were reaching over taking swings between the bars. The cops came and stopped that and threatened to charge me with even more stuff which obviously only upset me more. I then decided to overflow the little sink and piss on the walls and throw my matress out through the bars (no idea how I managed to get it to fit). These things basicaly went on over a few hours untill I did pass out on the little metal bunk without a matress or pillow. Got my tickets in the morning and went home.
I know I was an idiot so your really wasting your time if you just post to say that, otherwise have fun.
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