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Omg, then how does it get paid for?
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Maybe I should go over to an old pornstar's house with a boombox and a pizza.....maybe even a tool box.
And play that music.
I'm bound to get laid right?Originally posted by ToneComment
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By Ron Jeremy? I guess so.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Hah...
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I wouldn't turn it down.Originally posted by Liquid BlueOriginally posted by ToneComment
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http://www.doghouseboxing.com/Chee/Chee0803a05.htm
According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long.
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I seriously doubt it. Have you seen him during weigh in? Sounds like he's trying to cash in on the myth.Comment
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I don't know why he'd risk lying in court about his penis size though.
edit: But yes, I agree, 14 inches sounds just a tad too much
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Because he's *crazy*. If he had a 14 inch dick, I highly doubt he would have chosen boxing as a major career.Originally posted by JeansiI don't know why he'd risk lying in court about his penis size though.
edit: But yes, I agree, 14 inches sounds just a tad too muchMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Err, no thanks.(*See Link Below for Naked Picture of Mike Tyson)Comment
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She did a duet with James Dean Bradfield on a Manic Street Preachers track shortly before dissolvingOriginally posted by JeromeOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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