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  • #16
    Wadi and Conc


    By day they're just mods for an internet 2d spacship game forum


    By night they're mods for an internet 2d spaceship game forum...that butt fuck.

    :wub:
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #17
      The javelin and the terrier..... they have it all...
      TWLM-J Champion Season 8 :wub:
      TWLM-D Champion Season 9 <_<
      TWLM-B Champion Season 10 :pirate2:
      First person to win all different TWLM'ers :greedy:

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Kontrolz
        Whatever you want, you can even throw animals into the mix.
        That wouldn't be good porno.

        The only way it could be any good if it had to involve TW people, bukkake for a start. The premise is (squadname) vs (tw "girl" name here). I believe, if Miau was in it, it would guarantee to sell in Finland and possibly surrounding areas, don't know their names. If -Final- is as popular there as I hear it is, you can put them for the squad and it could increase the sales amount. Its not too important who you put in, especially with good direction. I'd say John "GGG" Thompson is the only man for this job, because I don't want to do it. I could if he wouldn't do it.

        I've now thought up of a story for it. Some warbird or maybe javelin (wb preferably son) match -f- vs Disney. -F- goes 49-0 and Miau is on her last death, instead of playing they head over there to humiliate her for daring to step in a warbird against final or something. The more mysogonist, the better, belie dat.
        I dont know actual distances but I'd say they could get there before she took all 50, if maybe even 10. So thats how the shit ensues. If necessary you could make it like a movie with different "girls" featured in it. After good or even decent bukkake you can throw anything you want after it. If John did it I'm sure he'd probably interview the women folk because thats what he does, I'd need someone to translate that, for me and especially for the english speaking market.

        It might sell in germany and finland just because John Thompson directed it. Success of the actual porn (read: sexual acts) may depend on him.
        sage

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        • #19
          I found that very disturbing Richard.

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          • #20
            :flex:
            sage

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            • #21
              Jerome of Zeus should make one. Something like the legendary bangbus where the actual porn sucks but the talking part is fan-fuckin-tastic.
              5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
              5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
              5: Da1andonly> =((
              5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
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              5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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              • #22
                I Make it.

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                Im gonna slash and gash, rip another hole in your ass.
                I'll smear blood on the walls and then play
                tennis with your balls, and if the phone rings dont answer the caLL.
                im gonna slit yo throat, fuk u like a goat
                i'LL rip yo fore skin off and make a winter coat. PEACE!

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                • #23
                  I would pay to see Xog and Ilya Z.... just to see Ilya squirm.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Liquid Blue
                    By night they're mods for an internet 2d spaceship game forum...that butt fuck.
                    On a serious note, though--honestly, who wouldn't want a piece of these nuts?
                    Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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                    • #25
                      I'd do it
                      I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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                      • #26
                        I think Zeus would make good porn. He is always out and about with hot chicks, so he has plenty of contacts. He could be at the pub like..."Hey, how would you like it if I gave you 500 quid and made you a movie star?"

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                        • #27
                          This thread was inspired by the picture of Warrior mika, wasn't it Kont?

                          Originally posted by Disliked
                          Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                          +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                          • #28
                            GIRLS CALL ME JOLLY RANCHER CAUSE I STAY SO HARD
                            YOU CAN SUCK ME FOR A LONG TIME
                            OH MY GOD
                            Last edited by Ilya; 08-10-2005, 08:46 PM.
                            can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Theif of Time
                              This thread was inspired by the picture of Warrior mika, wasn't it Kont?
                              LOL ToT. Why? Is Warrior Mika still on your mind? Sounds to me like someone might have an unhealthy obsession.
                              (ZaBuZa)>sigh.. i been playing this game since i was 8... i am more mature then ull ever be...

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Theif of Time
                                This thread was inspired by the picture of Warrior mika, wasn't it Kont?
                                There's a picture of Mika, where?

                                "There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
                                .Halo.

                                Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.

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