thread where you convince me i did not just spend 25% of my net-worth for nothing

[Ilya]

ilyaz does she know your a jewish

yeh

[Troll King]

My conclusion:

If I'd post a picture of famous pornstars and say that they are my best friends, you'd still reply with "omgrolfmao damnit you hang out with ugly and weird people haha loser" <_<

Yes, only we'd be saying that to the porn stars.

[Andy Rooney]

Yes, only we'd be saying that to the porn stars.

:bye2:

[Jeansi]

ouch

[Zloy]

Ilya

Next time spend your $$$ to get a pair of bottles of booze and condoms, then take ur chix somewhere where you can take advantage of her while she is drunk. That's what's called "getting a bang for ur buck".

Last night we went to a club where one friend of mine invited two chicks and kept buying his drinks and shit for one of them, while a friend of hers was offered to meh, i was like shrug (paying for chix is sexism) so she paid for herself and her drinks. In the end it turned out they both didn't sleep last night, so they couldn't dance or anything and both went home after a pair of hours. Third friend was with his chix he paid for her but had hotel room ordered beforehand so he left there with her after the party crashed. So - first friend - lost money, no sex, me - kept money, no sex, third friend - lost money, got sex. I got the golden middle, though kept money, had sex would be funnier compared to first guy =).

Remember kids, only invest in something material, like a sexual intercourse.

[ZeUs!!]

Or get a girlfriend

[Facetious]

edit: whoa really mistimed post i was making a stupid comment about something that was posted like 12 posts ago that i thought was the last post although it really wasnt

[Facetious]

My conclusion:

If I'd post a picture of famous pornstars and say that they are my best friends, you'd still reply with "omgrolfmao damnit you hang out with ugly and weird people haha loser" <_<

my conclusion:

you dont understand jokes

[Richard Creager]

only 33 bucks a month

[Mulkero]

The white guy line cracked me up

[Ilya]

WHATS SO FUNNY

[Mr. Peanuts]

Ilyaz is actually asian.

[Nickname]

hit it up Zilyander