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  • My English teacher is hot, what do I do?

    I spend almost as much time thinking about what she looks like naked as paying attention to what she's saying. She's hot, and has a huge rack.

    What do you do when you want to bone your teacher? I'm considering the option of using a Zen approach, of clearing my mind except for the material, or letting go of my desire. It's not gonna be easy.

    I'm looking forward to learning to speak English, however.

  • #2
    I'm afraid you'll just have to cope with having an attractive teacher, unless you want to request to change classes?

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    • #3
      write a poem for her and make tea and a cake and eat together and then read the poem out loud in her presence while drinking tea and eating cake in a romantic evening
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      • #4
        rofl

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        • #5
          Originally posted by GHB
          write a poem for her and make tea and a cake and eat together and then read the poem out loud in her presence while drinking tea and eating cake in a romantic evening
          That idea sounds delightful!
          Originally posted by Tone
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          • #6
            Originally posted by GHB
            write a poem for her and make tea and a cake and eat together and then read the poem out loud in her presence while drinking tea and eating cake in a romantic evening
            the poem should be in english too that might be ironic.
            Originally posted by turmio
            jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
            Originally posted by grand
            I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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            • #7
              double bag that shit brah
              can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ilya
                double bag that shit brah
                that'd be ironic if she was a garbage woman
                Originally posted by turmio
                jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                Originally posted by grand
                I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                • #9
                  As an introvert, you're screwed. As someone who doesn't care about the school you're at or getting slapped in the face, I'd lay down some mack and see what happens. As myself who gets a kick out of making people feel uncomfortable, scared, and/or angry, I'd try to include a lot of obvious hints in anything I have to turn in. Maybe write some seperate stuff for her and turn in it with it and wait to get the class switched by her request.
                  sage

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                  • #10
                    Jerk off before class?
                    1:exquisite> nvm for jd, brb throwin my dog in the dumpster

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                    • #11
                      Or, during.

                      I had a classmate who jerked off during a geography class. Can't blame him tho. I was in the front row dropping my pen on the floor whole time.
                      Originally posted by Disliked
                      However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


                      Originally posted by concealed
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                      • #12
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                        • #13
                          I had teh smae fucking problem with one of my teachers she was so hot and I was thinking about us having seks in teachers room and all.. very annoying. No wonder we can't pay attention at school
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by jesus=terrorist
                            I spend almost as much time thinking about what she looks like naked as paying attention to what she's saying. She's hot, and has a huge rack.

                            What do you do when you want to bone your teacher? I'm considering the option of using a Zen approach, of clearing my mind except for the material, or letting go of my desire. It's not gonna be easy.

                            I'm looking forward to learning to speak English, however.
                            see if you can get some extra classes at her house, 1 on 1 if u know what i mean.

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                            • #15
                              not everything in this world is ironic
                              can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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