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  • #16
    One of the most overused pieces of advice: Get a girlfriend.

    Originally posted by Disliked
    Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
    +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Theif of Time
      One of the most overused pieces of advice: Get a girlfriend.
      Troll King pun in 3... 2...
      Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.

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      • #18
        not everything in this world is ironic
        But everything on these forums is.

        Originally posted by Disliked
        Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
        +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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        • #19
          You rape her up the ass and say it was a way of expressing yourself.

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          • #20
            Seriously, I don't want to fuck up my grades, and I think raping her might get me an F as well as jail time.

            Thanks for all the good ideas, though. I like many of them.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by jesus=terrorist
              I spend almost as much time thinking about what she looks like naked as paying attention to what she's saying.
              u probably spend more time paying attention in a class than i ever did,and i turned out alright

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              • #22
                Originally posted by jesus=terrorist
                Seriously, I don't want to fuck up my grades, and I think raping her might get me an F as well as jail time.

                Thanks for all the good ideas, though. I like many of them.
                or she might enjoy it and you can get an A!
                duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                Mattey> put me in corch

                zidane> go kf urself pork

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                • #23
                  post a photo

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                  • #24
                    I've thought about a photo, but I'm not sure how I would explain why I'm photographing her. I checked the school's website, but she's only part-time at the campus, so she doesn't have a bio and pic on the website.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Ilya
                      not everything in this world is ironic
                      one things for sure

                      you are

                      not








                      just kidding?
                      Originally posted by turmio
                      jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                      Originally posted by grand
                      I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                      • #26
                        if shes only part time, u better get in there quick

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                        • #27
                          When she finishes her contract, she's no longer your teacher, so its no longer frowned upon (unless you're 13... in which case its her that gets the legal pressure)

                          Originally posted by Disliked
                          Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                          +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by GHB
                            write a poem for her and make tea and a cake and eat together and then read the poem out loud in her presence while drinking tea and eating cake in a romantic evening
                            The poem should be in TERRIBLE english, so she invites you to her home for some 'extra classes'

                            THAT WILL BE YOUR CHANCE TO STRIKE!

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                            • #29
                              Or maybe she'll strike first

                              Originally posted by Disliked
                              Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                              +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                              • #30
                                A bird striking first is like a tuesday that doesn't suck. Shit just doesn't happen, you're guaranteed to have to make a movement however subtle you can do it. Good luck getting her interested.
                                sage

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