One of the most overused pieces of advice: Get a girlfriend.
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My English teacher is hot, what do I do?
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Originally posted by jesus=terroristSeriously, I don't want to fuck up my grades, and I think raping her might get me an F as well as jail time.
Thanks for all the good ideas, though. I like many of them.duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole
Mattey> put me in corch
zidane> go kf urself pork
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Originally posted by Ilyanot everything in this world is ironic
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just kidding?Originally posted by turmiojeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.Originally posted by grandI've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...
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When she finishes her contract, she's no longer your teacher, so its no longer frowned upon (unless you're 13... in which case its her that gets the legal pressure)
Originally posted by DislikedImagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
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Originally posted by GHBwrite a poem for her and make tea and a cake and eat together and then read the poem out loud in her presence while drinking tea and eating cake in a romantic evening
THAT WILL BE YOUR CHANCE TO STRIKE!
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