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    When I was young, 4 or 5 years old, I went to primary school and I had this really nice teacher, it was a lady from lets say 35 years old.
    I went to school every day and I was very happy. I started to like school this way.

    But then something terrible happened: I came back to school and the nice 35 year old teacher was ill, so we had a new teacher (she was an afro american). When I saw the new teacher I started to cry so hard! I didn't want to be held by her to comfort me, all I wanted was my mammy
    And all of that because she had a different kind of skin.

    When I look back at this I am kind of ashamed, how would the poor substitute teacher feel? But mostly I just laugh about it, not because its a racist thing, but because of the purity of a child, I wasnt aware of my racist act ...


    You'll probably say: YAWN BORING GAY ETC. and flame me into the ground, but maybe you have a similiar childhood story that is worth telling!

    If so, please share!

    Peace

    Ron

  • #2
    I was going down a hill really fast on my bike and saw a leaf in my front wheel so I kicked it and had to go to hospital to have glue in my head because the bike landed on me
    Originally posted by Facetious
    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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    • #3
      When I was a child,
      It was the time for these questions:
      Why am I me, and why not you?
      Why am I here, and why not there?
      When did time begin, and where does space end?
      Is life under the sun not just a dream?
      Is what I see and hear and smell
      not just an illusion of a world before the world?
      Given the facts of evil and people.
      does evil really exist?
      How can it be that I, who I am,
      didn’t exist before I came to be,
      and that, someday, I, who I am,
      will no longer be who I am?

      I was so deep and intellectual and I was a real philosopher because I was so smart ok
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      • #4
        Every summer day I collected daisies for this dinner lady and I had no idea why, it was just some sort of tradition that I had developed.

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        • #5
          When I was little I used to throw rocks at people and I almost got suspended from school.

          Good times.
          Pandagirl!

          (ph)>12 is just right

          In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
          1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
          1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
          1:Chao <ER>> at all
          1:Mantra-Slider> chao
          1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
          Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
          Chao <ER> - hero

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          • #6
            I once drove a huge toy car into a stereo system. Had to get my chin fixed after that.
            6:megaman89> im 3 league veteran back off

            Originally posted by Dreamwin
            3 league vet

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            • #7
              when i was 2, i had fire burn all over my both foot and i had to cut my head skins to replace my feet, been in hostipal for over 2 years. worst nightmare ever to be remembered. good thing i dont remember it since i was so litte ^-^

              ps: my scars are still here.. never going away sigh

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              • #8
                Originally posted by pandagirl89
                When I was little I used to throw rocks at people and I almost got suspended from school.

                Good times.
                Cutter.
                5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                • #9
                  I raped barbie dolls
                  I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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                  • #10
                    I had a big wheel and totally killed a frog with it.

                    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                    • #11
                      my mom was working at a barber shop and one time i cut my finger on one of her razor knives. thats the earliest thing i can remember, and since than whenever i go to the barber and they try to shave my neck hair with one of those knives i get scared. some bullshit.

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                      • #12
                        I threw a tennisball and lost 10 teeth when I was 5 years old, good times. ^-^
                        5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                        5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                        5: Da1andonly> =((
                        5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                        5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                        5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                        • #13
                          i went down the slide upside down and cut my head open
                          Originally posted by turmio
                          jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                          Originally posted by grand
                          I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                          • #14
                            I played three flies up with my brother and two neighbors, except we used a full can of 7-up, instead of a football, and my brother got hit in the face and had 12 stitches.
                            Originally posted by Tone
                            Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                            • #15
                              my cousin pushed me off a haystack in the home country and i fractured my leg

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