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The first thing I would like to point out is that when it comes to feelings between two people, there are no absolute truths. Or rather it is the opposite of that if necessary. So my experiences may not always be true or right or whatever, it's just entertaining.
Ok so we're young, we're horny, and we want to get down and dirty one way or the other or at least call it "clean" by saying we want it with the right person.
Relationships end up in 2 ways: break ups, and marriage.
Breakups:
Most of us will have more break ups than marriages. If thats not true then you're pretty fucked up. But hey, if you like taking the road less traveled and giving half of your shit away every once in a while, good for you.
Now the journey to these two destinations are sometimes fun, sometimes sad, but will always fuck with your mind. I mean, if you tell me to do something and then I do it and you didn't really want me to do it in the first place then what the fuck is your problem?
The typical male produces more sperm a day than there are people in the united states.
The girl I'm about to bust a nut on only gets one precious egg once in a while and sometimes right when you about to run into some money. So the argument is that women are more selective about their mates. I think its true when they say all women want their man to satisfy their every need (good luck on that most guys like that are either gay or really seriously gay) and all men want their woman to satisfy their ONE need.
The problem is, my one need can be easily satisfied without being in a relationship. The only problem remaning is how it will look to everyone else. Now, I may be one nasty motherfucker - but I still want to get a nice girl. And the quickest way to getting a nice girl? Yes. Relationships and "I love you."
"If you really love me then it's okay."
"It's something people in love do."
"Are you sure about this? I don't want to hurt you."
and so on. And yes, I've said all three of the above.
A break up happens when you realize either 1) he/she is crazy. 2) you already played your game, got your trophy, and its time to go on to other territories. 3) you may care for the person but you still love yourself more than anything.
Marriage:
The outcomes of marriages are either divorce, or staying with the other person forever.
so you finally found the one person to give your heart to. well I do have only one heart, but I have plenty of sperm for the rest of you. The divorce rate is roughly 40% (in 2004) because to me a marriage is just a way of saying "you're the best person for the job so far. I'm gonna be loyal to you... but so far i haven't had any reason not to be."
a lot of my friends are getting married - at 20, 22, 23. I say, if you're not old enough to buy alcohol when you're getting married, you should at least wait until you are. Getting a divorce is like breaking up except theres some paperwork to be done, but as always, you just wasted a shitload of time and money to end up at the same exact place.
the only real lesson, if you take anything away from here at all, is that relationships exist because people want to get sex or "feelings" or something or other from each other. Do you really think anyone in the right mind would do something so ridiculous without the immense personal gains? Of course not. We don't care about each other! We care about ourselves first and then the other person who just happens to be the best person for the job.
Is it a coincidence that almost all (excluding of course people in comas or wheelchairs) of the american teenage population coined the term "emo" because they can't get what they want?
to be continued...
Ok so we're young, we're horny, and we want to get down and dirty one way or the other or at least call it "clean" by saying we want it with the right person.
Relationships end up in 2 ways: break ups, and marriage.
Breakups:
Most of us will have more break ups than marriages. If thats not true then you're pretty fucked up. But hey, if you like taking the road less traveled and giving half of your shit away every once in a while, good for you.
Now the journey to these two destinations are sometimes fun, sometimes sad, but will always fuck with your mind. I mean, if you tell me to do something and then I do it and you didn't really want me to do it in the first place then what the fuck is your problem?
The typical male produces more sperm a day than there are people in the united states.
The girl I'm about to bust a nut on only gets one precious egg once in a while and sometimes right when you about to run into some money. So the argument is that women are more selective about their mates. I think its true when they say all women want their man to satisfy their every need (good luck on that most guys like that are either gay or really seriously gay) and all men want their woman to satisfy their ONE need.
The problem is, my one need can be easily satisfied without being in a relationship. The only problem remaning is how it will look to everyone else. Now, I may be one nasty motherfucker - but I still want to get a nice girl. And the quickest way to getting a nice girl? Yes. Relationships and "I love you."
"If you really love me then it's okay."
"It's something people in love do."
"Are you sure about this? I don't want to hurt you."
and so on. And yes, I've said all three of the above.
A break up happens when you realize either 1) he/she is crazy. 2) you already played your game, got your trophy, and its time to go on to other territories. 3) you may care for the person but you still love yourself more than anything.
Marriage:
The outcomes of marriages are either divorce, or staying with the other person forever.
so you finally found the one person to give your heart to. well I do have only one heart, but I have plenty of sperm for the rest of you. The divorce rate is roughly 40% (in 2004) because to me a marriage is just a way of saying "you're the best person for the job so far. I'm gonna be loyal to you... but so far i haven't had any reason not to be."
a lot of my friends are getting married - at 20, 22, 23. I say, if you're not old enough to buy alcohol when you're getting married, you should at least wait until you are. Getting a divorce is like breaking up except theres some paperwork to be done, but as always, you just wasted a shitload of time and money to end up at the same exact place.
the only real lesson, if you take anything away from here at all, is that relationships exist because people want to get sex or "feelings" or something or other from each other. Do you really think anyone in the right mind would do something so ridiculous without the immense personal gains? Of course not. We don't care about each other! We care about ourselves first and then the other person who just happens to be the best person for the job.
Is it a coincidence that almost all (excluding of course people in comas or wheelchairs) of the american teenage population coined the term "emo" because they can't get what they want?
to be continued...
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