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    Fit or Rage's rap scene

    Fit: LIQUID BLUE, THIS IS TRUE, I GOT YOU A LITTLE THING TO DO
    Fit: YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT BDSM MEANS, YOU DONT SON IT'S BOB DOLE SEX MACHINE
    LiquidBlue Gecko: lol
    Auto response from Fit: I'm reading, but hit me if it's dire.
    Fit: UH
    Fit: UH
    LiquidBlue Gecko: rofl
    Fit: that's my rap scene
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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  • #2
    More like rape scene, am I rite?
    Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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    • #3


      BDSM is a term which describes a number of related patterns of human sexual behaviour. The major subgroupings are described in the abbreviation "BDSM" itself:

      Bondage (BD)
      Bondage & Discipline (B&D)
      Domination & Submission (D&S, DS, D/S)
      Sadism & Masochism (or Sadomasochism) (S&M, SM)




      please dont ban me
      Touch me, touch me now!

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      • #4
        Wow, that's mad talent, yo.

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        • #5
          Thanks, You have scarred me for life..... I think t0ne would have been better if he had a dominatrix.....

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          • #6
            I'll have to find Fit and make sure to tell him you made a thread about him

            edit: and Rage, but why doesn't he have a quote when the thread title clearly implies "Fit or Rage" ?
            NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

            internet de la jerome
            because the internet | hazardous

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            • #7
              typo, I had just typed that right after he sent it to me and was in post-rofl.
              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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              • #8
                I swear, I have no idea what I was thinking. I saw Liquid on AIM and thought "Hey, he would probably appreciate some good rap. I should hook up my homie."

                If you know what I'm sayin'.
                5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                • #9
                  yea you lifted my spirits homie
                  My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                  • #10
                    This is me sobbing quietly to myself, having spent the past three hours curled up in the corner of a dark room, my head between my knees, rocking backwards and forwards gently
                    Originally posted by Facetious
                    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                    • #11
                      You drink too much, mate.
                      5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                      5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                      5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                      1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                      1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                      • #12
                        more like a fag scene :/ :down:
                        Big Chill

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                          This is me sobbing quietly to myself, having spent the past three hours curled up in the corner of a dark room, my head between my knees, rocking backwards and forwards gently
                          Keep trying. Your mouth will reach it eventually.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by AoS
                            more like a fag scene :/ :down:
                            OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

                            oh wait
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Troll King
                              Keep trying. Your mouth will reach it eventually.
                              HIGH FIVE

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