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Tk, do you know from experience? Good job, coach. :grin:
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Come on, tell me you've never wondered whether someone could do that.Comment
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According to a Saturday Night Live sketch, it is indeed possible with lots of yoga.Originally posted by Troll Kingboo...:eek:Comment
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I smell a Clerks-esque shenanigansOriginally posted by Troll KingComment
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Lets all take a miunte or two out of our day to just stop and wonder what kind of culture Troll King immerses himself in or what kind of friends he hangs around with to make his brain instantly think of someone trying to give themself a blow job when it forms that mental picture - especially a mental picture thats commonly associated with a distressed child. I honestly never invisaged that kind of comeback when I made my original post and I will openly admit thatOriginally posted by Troll KingOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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Isn't he around teenage kids all day? Bam, insta-pervs. Don't blame him too much, hazard of the workplace.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Except it wasn't about a distressed child, you spoke in first person. Honestly, am I the only one here who hears the phrase "Zeus trying to give himself a blowjob" and thinks: "yeah... I could see him trying to do that"?Originally posted by ZeUs!!Comment
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Honestly I don't hear anything about Zeus and blowjobs from posts, matter of fact I dont hear posts to begin with, but hey - if you can see it, more power to you.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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I didn't see anything about hearing things from a written post either. I said "hear the phrase".Comment
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Even still that phrase didn't pop into my head when he wrote that, I was thinking more along the lines of emo alcoholic.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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