discussion on toilet paper

[Facetious]

whats your favorite kind of toilet paper and why?

i definitely prefer the crappy scratchy kind, particularly the scott brand (side note: once this kid i knew named hunt and i had a discussion about whether it was worse to have hunt's ketchup have your name, or scott toilet paper. i think hunt's ketchup is definitely worse, because hunt's ketchup is a vastly inferior product, while scott toilet paper is quality). you can really get in there and get the job done without all the quilted crap coming off and getting everywhere. fuck quilted northern and all that fancy schmancy shit, scott toilet paper is the way to go.

[NaiLed]

i use the three shells

[Facetious]

also i would like to point out that if youre ever in the woods taking a shit, the best natural toilet paper ever is smooth river rocks. if i could, i would use smooth river rocks every time i poop.

[Wil]

My old school has tracing paper as toilet paper

Good thing i wasnt one of those losers who would go to the toilet in school ^-^

[ZeUs!!]

Ewan got a bit obsessive and drew a load of pictures on this subject once, but I much prefer the scratchy stuff as the soft and smooth stuff doesn't pick anything up, it's like trying to sand something with silk

[Superted]

I hate that cheap tracing paper, I once had some quilted paper, that was so damn luxurious. P.S. This thread pwns any of GHB's.

[Richard Creager]

as long as its there im fine

[Ephemeral]

Absolute worse is cheap TP that tears and you poke your finger through it.

Our CFO is so concerned about saving money, he encourages everyone to use only a single sheet of TP, explains to everyone how you can fold a single sheet four times and get the job done.
LOL

[Anduril.]

[eehh]

i like the arsenal toilet paper, but cant find a picture

[scumbag]

i use The Sun newspaper, doesnt spoil anything coz theres already shit all over it anyway

[Krusnik]

I prefer the scratchy kind, it's the best in cleaning crap. I used Royals for a year, and it was horrible, but soooffftt.

[Subjugation]

The stuff at Costco is my fave.

[hogo]

I normally throw some crackhead I see on the street 10 bucks to have him lick my butthole. NOW THATS CLEAN!

[Jason]

i buy scott's by the 30 pack