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    The Cowboys win the superbowl. Won't happen.

  • #2
    why is the superbowl called the superbowl? is there any reason?

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    • #3
      Because it's super and in WEBSTERS DICTIONARY it says:
      5. Any of various postseason football games played between specially selected teams, especially at the college level.
      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • #4
        vasectomy
        can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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        • #5
          don't worry, it seems like your sperm is safe.
          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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          • #6
            In most cases it would be "sperm are safe" however we're talking about squeezer here. He needs to protect the one he has.
            5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
            5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
            5:royst> i wish it was calculus

            1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

            1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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            • #7
              So what's the singluar of sperm if sperm is plural.

              Sperm right?

              wow, confusing.
              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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              • #8
                Spermie
                Girl if it's alright,
                100%.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Fit of Rage
                  In most cases it would be "sperm are safe" however we're talking about squeezer here. He needs to protect the one he has.
                  No fapping for squeezer
                  duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                  Mattey> put me in corch

                  zidane> go kf urself pork

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by project dragon
                    No fapping for squeezer
                    just thought about it, and thats disgusting lol
                    LoPIST> i have tons of leet freinds

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                    • #11
                      expect no less from these forums. But why is it called super BOWL. I mean, theres no bowling involved is there?

                      Originally posted by Disliked
                      Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                      +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                      • #12
                        It's called the super BOWL, because the football stadiums use to be shaped like a bowl. http://dictionary.reference.com/features/superbowl.html.

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                        • #13
                          I live in a town called Bolton, which was shortened from Bowl Town, because it is actually situated in a bowl. That's what my geography teacher said anyway, but she was a bitch so I don't know if I can trust her.

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                          • #14
                            Oh I see.. SuperBowl... Super Bowl... Soup er Bowl... Soup Bowl...
                            It all makes so much sense.]
                            But they dont' sell soup in a bowl at the superbowl, do they?

                            Originally posted by Disliked
                            Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                            +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                            • #15
                              lets bribe p h to rig the superbowl and make torn film his vasDICKNOMOREty
                              Big Chill

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