Saw the funniest thing in a while today...

[Subjugation]

I was down by the river in a semi-affluent area of town and I saw an old guy washing his nice BMW 5 series. The guy was all grey haired, but looked like he was in ok shape---like he swam on a regular basis.

He was in his mid 50's, and the funny thing was, he was acting like it was the most normal thing in the world to wash his car wearing absolutely nothing but a Speedo.

I had to turn around and ride my motorcycle back down his street just to take another look and see if he was retarded or drunk, or something. Nope, he just loved his meat hammock. I only wish I had a cameraphone.

[Golden Sun 1]

u sure u dint ride bak down just too catch another glimpse of him in his speedos? :huh:

[ZeUs!!]

I had to turn around and ride my motorcycle back down his street just to take another look [at his package] and see if he was retarded or drunk, or something. Nope, he just loved his meat hammock. I only wish I had a cameraphone.

Remember this sentence, it'll be part of the winning 'Most Homoerotic Post' in the TW Awards 2006 thread

[PH]

When will those awards be presented? I have to find a new category to win by a landslide since I can't defend "Newcomer of the Year" this time out.

[Golden Sun 1]

ahah zeus

[Subjugation]

It's true...I'm gayer than Prince Charles.

[Broly]

Is there a most coldhearted post of the year?

Or perhaps a greatest insult post?

[Golden Sun 1]

all will be revelaed wen the awards are handed out i assume

[ZeUs!!]

I don't think Prince Charles is gay, he just has HORRIBLE taste. If anything he should be accussed of beastiality

[Golden Sun 1]

zeus with the ears charles has i bet he heard tht comment from hear and this one :|

[eehh]

I only wish I had a cameraphone.

im glad you didnt.. you would post the pic in here..

[ZeUs!!]

NO SHIT HE WOULD

[Golden Sun 1]

Orfl

[Subjugation]

Hehe, yea...no shit I would :P

[Liquid Blue]

lol JT likes those old man buttocks.

Like fine wine, eh? Is he like a tree, could you tell his age by the number of vericose veins on his ass-cheeks?