my unicorn got killed!!!

[GHB]

I LOVE UNICORNS because they are nice and cute and soft and they like to cuddle and they like TREES

but today when I went to the PARK WITH MY UNICORN my unicorn watched a girl masturbating and then a KNIGHT came and KILLED MY UNICORN and because i am very artistic i painted the scene and here is the painting ok

without my unicorn i am very lonely so i bought an elephant and some wird fucked up animal that is maybe a snake or maybe an iguana

[GHB]

also i am very angry because my dog is not listed in PROF. SMITH'S GREATEST DOGS of EARTH

[T3l Ca7]

Don't lie, kz. You are the one killed your unicorn coz you saw it giving a blowjob to your naked girlfriend ... see how unicorn's lips were still close to your gf's private part when your sword was stabbed into it?

The damn thing hasn't even stopped smiling when you murdered it.

I am calling the animal protection society now ... brb

[ZeUs!!]

Yes, the unicorn was giving a blow job to a female

[Superted]

This must be the first time I laughed at one of GHB's posts. But it was only a tiny little giggle anyway.

[Pressure Drop]

since your unicorn is dead

can i have its horn?

[Golden Sun 1]

i love it wen foreigners try to speak actual english and get it all wrong, how the fuk can a woman get a blow job

[GHB]

i love it wen foreigners try to speak actual english and get it all wrong, how the fuk can a woman get a blow job

I spel gud ldsmile:

[GHB]

haha look at how dumb the people in middle age were they couldn't even draw elephants lmao




ALSO WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS ARGH

[Golden Sun 1]

i think ghb is the best forum member!

[hogo]

i think ghb is gay

[Golden Sun 1]

i think ghb is gay

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Edit: hogo u edited tht too quickly

[hogo]

yeah I totally forgot that that smiley isn't in the forum

[Golden Sun 1]

lol

[GHB]

I just found this picture of a SEA MONSTER but it looks more like a shar pei with a birthday cake on its head




edit: also in before Ewan comes and says that the elephants look like tapirs

and in before someone points out that the bottom-right guy jerks off to elephants