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    My two friends and I are about to play subspace after who knows how long, I'll post the log when we're done.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Liquid Blue
    My two friends and I are about to play subspace after who knows how long, I'll post the log when we're done.
    K just so you know:

    Liquid Blue - Toilet Tantalizer
    Friend 1 - Jiblets
    Friendd 2 - Colon Commando (doesn't appear until near the end)

    Log file open: session.log
    Toilet Tan> ya katrina had wall hax
    Toilet Tan> I'm glad the qily folk of "nawlins" had the +3 in lootery
    Dr. WhiteB> haha
    Toilet Tan> not lottery folks, loot-ery
    Dr. WhiteB> team work
    241special> sweet
    Dr. WhiteB> there is no "I" in team
    Hurricane > haha nice Toilet
    erpetic> no enemy o.O
    Toilet Tan> thanks I try

    Jiblets> ( . Y . )
    Toilet Tan> omg boobs
    Jiblets> omg pron
    Jasper Sak> OMG
    Toilet Tan> my first pair
    ChaWzZ> OMG MITH
    Jasper Sak> OMG OMG
    Toilet Tan> this is a monumental occasion
    Jasper Sak> PR0N
    Jasper Sak> I'm tainted.
    Toilet Tan> my twig and berries feel funny
    milshit> lol
    Hurricane > posting porn in pub chat, reported
    Toilet Tan> lol
    Jasper Sak> So do mine.. can I feel yours?
    Jiblets> omg
    Toilet Tan> hurricane reported you
    Toilet Tan> time to wall hax
    Jiblets> hurricane is haxing me
    Toilet Tan> hax and downgrade you to a category 3
    Action_PUP> fu
    Jiblets> i gots some leat wall hax up
    Jasper Sak> lol
    Action_PUP> bete
    bete noire> <3
    erpetic> ew
    Hurricane > my boss demoted me to a Tropical Depression, i cried for 5 hours
    Technician> Smoke brake
    T3> ^
    Anonymous.> my god
    T3> $_(.)
    Toilet Tan> sounds like you need some sunny-D
    erpetic> crap
    Hurricane > omg no
    Toilet Tan> no? who say sno to sunny d
    Jiblets> i have pill sfor depression
    Toilet Tan> its the nectar of the gods
    Jasper Sak> weak..
    Hurricane > minute maid is
    Jasper Sak> 65 bty wrecked..
    Toilet Tan> minute maid is weaksauce
    Hurricane > sunny-d burns my throat
    Toilet Tan> sunny D is for lumberjacks
    Jiblets> minute maid...more like minute man!
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #3
      Toilet Tan> sounds like you're not a lumberjack
      T hwarang> thought it was ours
      T hwarang> to ikrit
      SAVE: Deiyen claims the flag for Freq 0 with 27 seconds left.
      Hurricane > Katrina had the balls in the relationship
      T hwarang> lol
      Toilet Tan> katrina drank some sunny D
      Toilet Tan> before she hit up nawlins
      Next elimination match is starting. Type ?go baseelim to play
      Nixter> time to get serious
      Reward: 200 points
      Toilet Tan> the internet is serious business
      Jiblets> time too get dangerous darkwing duck!
      Jiblets> lets get dangerous
      Hurricane > very serious business
      T BeatrixKid> smart
      Toilet Tan> lawl darkwing duck
      Ikrit <ER>> Darkwing DUck was a good show
      T hwarang> get oin base
      T hwarang> help ikirt now
      Toilet Tan> darkwing duck was a bit homoerotic though
      Hurricane > it's so serious, seriousness takes itself serious
      erpetic> lol
      T Ikrit <ER>> opps
      Toilet Tan> the two guys taking care of those little boys

      Toilet Tan> they were navy seal lumberjack chinese hackers
      T hwarang> get in
      Jiblets> my daday told me to go to that site
      T hwarang> help ikirt
      Jiblets> it made me put an apple in me bum
      ChaWzZ> i hate u
      ChaWzZ> MITH
      ChaWzZ> STOP IT
      Toilet Tan> oo
      ChaWzZ> LET ME THRU
      Toilet Tan> sounds like a fun filled friday night
      T hwarang> Godamn
      Jasper Sak> Hehe.
      Toilet Tan> get it?FILLED >_>
      T hwarang> cmon guys
      T BeatrixKid> /get off
      zazerick> lol
      erpetic> oops
      Hurricane > lag hax
      Toilet Tan> guys i need to ask you a question
      T hwarang> shark
      ChaWzZ> u suck
      Jasper Sak> ?
      Hurricane > go ahead
      T hwarang> get to wrk,
      Toilet Tan> if you could bang a bus full of cheerleaders
      Freq 1 will win in 60 seconds.
      ExTinGuish> NIght all
      NOTICE: 1 minute remaining.
      ExTinGuish> !
      Jiblets> sounds like someone needs to get off the 28.8 hurr
      Toilet Tan> say you could
      ExTinGuish>
      ExTinGuish>
      ExTinGuish>
      Toilet Tan> the only condition is that one of the girls
      ExTinGuish>
      Toilet Tan> lets say out of 30
      Toilet Tan> has the clap
      Jasper Sak> Woah..
      Toilet Tan> would you still do it?
      Jasper Sak> ...
      SAVE: hwarang claims the flag for Freq 0 with 43 seconds left.
      Toilet Tan> i mean
      Toilet Tan> 1/30
      Jasper Sak> I know.
      Jasper Sak> ...
      Toilet Tan> come on
      Hurricane > the clap is treatable
      Toilet Tan> those odds
      Jasper Sak> I'm thinking.
      hwarang> lucky
      Hurricane > sure
      Toilet Tan> thats my man
      T hwarang> GET IN
      Jasper Sak> If it's treatable - yes.
      Toilet Tan> hurricane knows whats up
      Jasper Sak> Over and over.
      Toilet Tan> no no no
      Toilet Tan> you only had 24 hours
      Jasper Sak> Psht.
      Toilet Tan> to do whatever the hell you wanted
      Jasper Sak> I could do it..
      Hurricane > 24 hours, hawt
      Toilet Tan> to any of them
      Jasper Sak> Well.. what's 60x24?
      Toilet Tan> oo oo 2 conditions
      Toilet Tan> A- one of them has the clap
      hwarang> goda
      Toilet Tan> B- the greasy fat bus driver has to watch you
      T hwarang> get in base
      Toilet Tan> would you still do it?
      Toilet Tan> he would rub his belly and drool a bit
      erpetic> lol
      T Ikrit <ER>> rep?
      Dr. WhiteB> hahaaa
      Hurricane > hahaha
      Dr. WhiteB> money
      Jasper Sak> lol
      continued~
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #4
        Toilet Tan> ok would you do the bus driver?
        ChaWzZ> OMG
        Jiblets> I'd do it like a greased hen in a turkey shoot
        ChaWzZ> woops
        T zazerick> what did i do
        Jasper Sak> Eh.. no.
        T hwarang> christ yo uguyds,
        Toilet Tan> ok not bad
        T hwarang> we can do this
        Next elimination match is starting. Type ?go elim to play
        Toilet Tan> 30 then
        T hwarang> just get in
        Hurricane > yeah, why not. hit it then quit it
        T zazerick> k
        Toilet Tan> 30 cheerleadders, one has the clap
        Jasper Sak> lol
        Toilet Tan> lol
        Chevy2> lol
        Toilet Tan> lets say she doesnt have the clap tho
        Jasper Sak> God damnit.
        Pepper_Int> woh
        Nooby McNo> $$$
        Toilet Tan> lets say its 30 cheerleaders
        Toilet Tan> and one of them used to bne a man
        Jasper Sak> I can' talk, base, and watch South Park at the same time.
        Toilet Tan> would you still go for it?
        Jasper Sak> can't*
        Jasper Sak> USED to be?
        T hwarang> godamn it
        Toilet Tan> lol
        Jasper Sak> .. How effective was the procedure?
        Jasper Sak> Hehe
        hwarang> freq 0 BLOWS
        ChaWzZ> COME GET ME MITH <ZH>
        Toilet Tan> lol very effective
        T hwarang> 'attach 4 base
        Nixter> so many javs
        erpetic> lol
        Hurricane > sure
        Toilet Tan> effective enough that you wouldnt know until afterwards
        Toilet Tan> when tehy cuddle and you feel the stubble on your neck
        T hwarang> attach
        Flag Time commands (PM to RoboBoy): !warp !time !help
        ROUND 1: Freq 1 has held for 1:07 & needs 1:53 more. [Total time: 10:00] Score: 0 - 0
        Jasper Sak> lol
        Jasper Sak> Rofl.
        Toilet Tan> *on the back of your neck
        Jasper Sak> I'd prolly do it.
        Toilet Tan> lol
        Toilet Tan> ok then lets ask this
        Toilet Tan> is it gay if you jerk off to the idea of a girl
        erpetic> lol
        Toilet Tan> but find out she used to be a guy
        Toilet Tan> would that make you a homo? i mean you thought of her as a guy
        T3> Mith u r ez
        ChaWzZ> OMG
        Jiblets> hmm.....survey says.....yes
        more >_>
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #5
          Toilet Tan> ok time for a game of " who would you do "
          erpetic> lmao
          Toilet Tan> I say two types , a " -- or -- "
          Toilet Tan> and you choose
          Next elimination match is starting. Type ?go baseelim to play
          Toilet Tan> easy game
          Hurricane > k go
          Jiblets> 3rd time in a row
          Pepper_Int> bah
          Deiyen> Round 1: Toilet Tantalizer or Hurrican Rita
          Toilet Tan> k retarded nun, or blind nurse
          Need help with Trench Wars? Type ?help (question), and a staff member will get back to you when one is available.
          Hurricane > blind nurse
          Jasper Sak> lol
          Jasper Sak> Blind nurse, duh.
          T Elder-God> green like you mean it
          T Ezdude> are we going 2 take base?
          Toilet Tan> middle aged male cop, or rodeo clown
          T alpec73> I'm trying
          T Trash Cust> i am greenin
          T Trash Cust> alot
          Jiblets> clown
          Hurricane > rodeo clown
          Toilet Tan> goat or cat
          Jasper Sak> Yeah.
          Jiblets> unless the cats white
          Jiblets> then i can hide it
          T Hurricane > oops
          T alpec73> ....
          Jasper Sak> LOL
          Toilet Tan> lol
          Trash Cust> LMAO
          Toilet Tan> angry black man, or spanish transexual
          Chevy2> lol
          Jasper Sak> ...
          Hurricane > angry black man
          Jiblets> spaniard
          milshit> tranny
          Jasper Sak> Spaniard, yeah..
          NOTICE: 1 minute remaining.
          Freq 1 will win in 60 seconds.
          Toilet Tan> hillary clinton, or martha stweart
          Jiblets> clintoomn
          Hurricane > martha stewart
          Jasper Sak> Hmmmm...
          milshit> clinton
          Jasper Sak> woot
          Jasper Sak> I'm playing hungry tonight.
          Jiblets> she's a tight ass
          Jiblets> so it shopuld be tight
          Toilet Tan> lol hurricane likes them classy and dangerous
          Jasper Sak> Hmm..
          Hurricane > yes, hawt
          Toilet Tan> he likes his wine with a little bit of a dark side
          Jiblets> omg insider traiding
          Jasper Sak> Fuggit.. I'd do Martha. xD
          T alpec73> need a shark
          Toilet Tan> darth vader or luke skywalker
          Jasper Sak> ...
          Freq 1 will win in 10 seconds . . .
          Jiblets> vader
          T alpec73> not to mention a terr
          Hurricane > luke skywalker, hottie
          Jasper Sak> Yoda!
          T alpec73> too late anyway
          Jiblets> he can use the force on me anytime
          Toilet Tan> gwen stefani, or kevin sorbo
          T canada man> whoops
          Jiblets> kevin sorbo!
          Hurricane > kevin sorbo
          gwen_stefa> kevin sorbo
          Reward: 200 points
          canada man> does any1 play runescape???
          Toilet Tan> hell yea hes hercules
          Colon Comm> kevin sorbo has a bigger chest than gwen stefani
          Jasper Sak> o.O
          T Zalor> attach
          T Zalor> attach
          T Zalor> attach
          T Zalor> attach
          T Zalor> pff
          Toilet Tan> lol i know, i sleep on it nightly
          T Zalor> nvm
          Colon Comm> touchdown titties
          hwarang> i luv green
          Jiblets> do you hear that qwen


          Jasper Sak> I'll be your friend, Blue!
          hwarang> you know, if half the idiots in here would shut up and play, we might have a good game going
          Jasper Sak> Wanna hug?
          Toilet Tan> I wont <_<
          Toilet Tan> hwashdjshf
          Toilet Tan> how do you say your name
          Toilet Tan> hwahahfrang
          Jasper Sak> lol
          Toilet Tan> its like chinese boomerang
          Jiblets> lol
          Jiblets> lol
          Freq 1 will win in 10 seconds . . .
          Colon Comm> his parents threw some pots down the stairs
          END GAME! Freq 1 has won after 5:58 (17 bounty bonus) Final score: 0 - 3
          MVPs: HalTaffin, Egbert, Y ?, Ta_Da, SUICIDE BOMBER!!!!, Jasper Sakori, gwen_stefani
          Colon Comm> and used the noise as his name
          NOTICE: Game over
          Jasper Sak> lol
          Toilet Tan> i rike rice
          Jasper Sak> I'm frikkin embarassed dude
          OBJECT: Hold flag for 3 consecutive minutes to win a round. Best 3 of 5.
          Round 1 begins in 1:30. PM me with !warp to warp into flagroom at round start. -RoboBoy
          Colon Comm> listen to elic crapton
          TheBlueBar> is that why you're running away?
          Egbert> ow
          Toilet Tan> i'd be embaressed if i had that name
          Jasper Sak> No
          Toilet Tan> hwahfshrang
          Jasper Sak> I'm running because my nrg was low.
          Jasper Sak> Halfwit.
          Toilet Tan> i cant even type it and im sober
          Hurricane > wtf
          Jasper Sak> LMAO
          Jasper Sak> Dude come on.
          evi> lollers
          Elder-God> ...
          Toilet Tan> it sounds like a retarded kid got in a fight with a epileptic on LSD
          Jasper Sak> Lol
          Toilet Tan> and just started sputtering stuff
          Toilet Tan> whhahwhhahrang
          hwegfdsfarang
          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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          • #6
            Freq 1 will win in 10 seconds . . .
            Toilet Tan> cast of reading rainbow or blues clues?
            T evi> green please
            END OF ROUND 1: Freq 1 wins after 4:32 (13 bounty bonus) Score: 0 - 1
            The Team Leader was erpetic!
            MVPs: HalTaffin, Egbert, cruizin_2, Jasper Sakori, AussieConvict, gwen_stefani
            NOTICE: Game over
            Hurricane > reading rainbow
            Jasper Sak> Reading rainbow
            OBJECT: Hold flag for 3 consecutive minutes to win a round. Best 3 of 5.
            Round 2 begins in 1:30. PM me with !warp to warp into flagroom at round start. -RoboBoy
            Jiblets> blues clue
            T TheBlueBar> everyone pm roboboy with !warp
            Toilet Tan> man you guys are hot for jordi laforge
            Jiblets> that dog looks fun
            evi> gtfo
            Dr. Coiff > i love blues
            Toilet Tan> ok captin picard
            Toilet Tan> or captin kirk
            Colon Comm> KHAAAAAAAAAN
            Jiblets> kirk
            tomparis99> huh?
            flocker> lol
            Jasper Sak> Picard
            Toilet Tan> but that bald head screams authority =(
            T sir cus fl>
            Toilet Tan> jasper likes the dirty old men sex
            Jasper Sak> Nah
            Jasper Sak> Picard is badass
            Toilet Tan> hehe he was a borg
            Dr. Coiff > cmon ladies

            Toilet Tan> ok ok places to make babies
            T Hurricane > colon commando, you left me for another man?
            Toilet Tan> which would you do
            SUICIDE BO> ?!warp
            T flocker> ATTACH
            SAVE: warshot claims the flag for Freq 0 with 33 seconds left.
            T flocker> ATTACH QUICK
            Toilet Tan> a church or a morgue
            tomparis99> lol
            Jiblets> morgue
            Hurricane > morgue, it's colder
            Jasper Sak> Church.
            tomparis99> yeah
            tomparis99> morgue
            Colon Comm> church.
            Hurricane > AIR CONDITIONING
            Jasper Sak> JESUS
            Colon Comm> ill do it, and i'll laugh at god
            T flocker> DEAD
            tomparis99> it's just wrong to do that in a church
            Colon Comm> SUCKER
            Jasper Sak> Hell yeah.
            Toilet Tan> docters office, or your parents bed with your mom downstairs
            Jasper Sak> I'll nut on him on the cross.
            Next elimination match is starting. Type ?go elim to play
            Hurricane > doctors office
            Jiblets> parents bed
            Jasper Sak> Doctors.
            Jiblets> its exciting that wya
            Next automated tournament is starting. Type ?go tourny to play
            tomparis99> doctors
            Colon Comm> doctor's office. my mother is dead
            Hurricane > maybe the doctor will walk in and give a hand
            T hwarang> BT"
            T hwarang> ?
            tomparis99> ew.... :P
            Toilet Tan> rofl
            Toilet Tan> cue porno music
            evi> sigh
            Jiblets> wha chica chica wa wa
            Colon Comm> shaft music
            tomparis99> bow chicka wow wow
            Hurricane > Doctor Rimsplash, it's so nice to see you!
            Toilet Tan> closet at the IRS, or storeroom of a tire factory
            Hurricane > storeroom
            Colon Comm> storeroom of a tire factory
            T hwarang> get in
            Colon Comm> more lube
            Colon Comm> the BURNING kind
            tomparis99> storeroom
            Jiblets> tire facorty
            T flocker> damn
            Hurricane > wtf
            erpetic> oops
            Toilet Tan> parked car in police station, or shopping cart in the ice cream isle at your grocery store
            Hurricane > parked car
            tomparis99> car
            Freq 1 will win in 10 seconds . . .
            Jiblets> police in the station
            tomparis99> i mean, if your both legal age, who cares LO
            Jasper Sak> Police.
            Jiblets> agains the line up window
            tomparis99> :P
            T sir cus fl> wtf
            Jiblets> just pounding away
            Toilet Tan> ok ok
            Toilet Tan> ethics time!
            tomparis99> lol
            Colon Comm> YAY
            Jasper Sak> I lose!
            Toilet Tan> best friends mom or girlfriends sister?
            tomparis99> lol
            Jasper Sak> Girlfriends sister.
            erpetic> ew
            Jiblets> mom
            Colon Comm> mom
            Toilet Tan> theye both hot
            tomparis99> sister
            SUICIDE BO> SISTER
            Hurricane > girlfriends sister
            Colon Comm> MILF
            Toilet Tan> ok widow AT the funeral home, or passed out retarded nun
            Colon Comm> nun
            Jiblets> widow
            Round 3 begins in 10 seconds . . .
            Hurricane > widow, maybe she'll feel better
            Jasper Sak> lol
            tomparis99> yeah
            SUICIDE BO> WIDOW'S ARE SO HORNY!
            tomparis99> widow
            Colon Comm> its not like she knows what's going on
            Jasper Sak> Widow
            Toilet Tan> im talking the day of the funeral
            Jasper Sak> Hell I'd do it in the coffin.
            SUICIDE BO> WIDOWS ARE HONRY
            Jiblets> widow still
            Toilet Tan> lol
            T flocker> ATTACH FOR BASE
            SUICIDE BO> HORNY WIDOWS!
            erpetic> lol spiders
            Toilet Tan> ok switcharoo, bets friends sister or girlfriends mom?
            Colon Comm> sister.
            Toilet Tan> both hot
            Hurricane > girlfriends mom
            SUICIDE BO> sister
            tomparis99> sister
            Colon Comm> jailbait
            Dr. Coiff > bbooooo
            Colon Comm> tighter than a virgin with a chasity belt
            tomparis99> awww
            SUICIDE BO> lol
            Colon Comm> tighter than an infants butthole
            Colon Comm> OOHH
            Hurricane > hahahhaahahahahah
            Jasper Sak> Girlfriends mom btw
            Ok most of the other stuff is mildly bland and I know you guys havd ADD, Hope you made it to the bottom of the page! :wub:
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #7
              Dude, no one is going to read that.

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              • #8
                i wish i was in there somewehre. so lonely.

                hahahahaa

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Evasive
                  Dude, no one is going to read that.
                  MY FRIENDS WILL



                  Evasive made me go emo

                  afk
                  My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                  • #10
                    LB DON'T TURN TO THE DARK SIDE FFS GO GOTH INSTEAD

                    PS:I read all that, its not as boring as EVASIVE makes it out to be.

                    Originally posted by Disliked
                    Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                    +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Evasive
                      Dude, no one is going to read that.
                      I read that.

                      3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
                      3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
                      3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

                      -

                      1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
                      1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

                      -

                      tim> .?squad tim
                      BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
                      Squad: timo<3ashlee

                      -

                      MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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                      • #12
                        i can't read

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                        • #13
                          why?
                          LoPIST> i have tons of leet freinds

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                          • #14
                            I never learned how

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                            • #15
                              The irony is killing me :kiss:
                              :whistling

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