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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Tags: None
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Originally posted by Liquid BlueMy two friends and I are about to play subspace after who knows how long, I'll post the log when we're done.
Liquid Blue - Toilet Tantalizer
Friend 1 - Jiblets
Friendd 2 - Colon Commando (doesn't appear until near the end)
Log file open: session.log
Toilet Tan> ya katrina had wall hax
Toilet Tan> I'm glad the qily folk of "nawlins" had the +3 in lootery
Dr. WhiteB> haha
Toilet Tan> not lottery folks, loot-ery
Dr. WhiteB> team work
241special> sweet
Dr. WhiteB> there is no "I" in team
Hurricane > haha nice Toilet
erpetic> no enemy o.O
Toilet Tan> thanks I try
Jiblets> ( . Y . )
Toilet Tan> omg boobs
Jiblets> omg pron
Jasper Sak> OMG
Toilet Tan> my first pair
ChaWzZ> OMG MITH
Jasper Sak> OMG OMG
Toilet Tan> this is a monumental occasion
Jasper Sak> PR0N
Jasper Sak> I'm tainted.
Toilet Tan> my twig and berries feel funny
milshit> lol
Hurricane > posting porn in pub chat, reported
Toilet Tan> lol
Jasper Sak> So do mine.. can I feel yours?
Jiblets> omg
Toilet Tan> hurricane reported you
Toilet Tan> time to wall hax
Jiblets> hurricane is haxing me
Toilet Tan> hax and downgrade you to a category 3
Action_PUP> fu
Jiblets> i gots some leat wall hax up
Jasper Sak> lol
Action_PUP> bete
bete noire> <3
erpetic> ew
Hurricane > my boss demoted me to a Tropical Depression, i cried for 5 hours
Technician> Smoke brake
T3> ^
Anonymous.> my god
T3> $_(.)
Toilet Tan> sounds like you need some sunny-D
erpetic> crap
Hurricane > omg no
Toilet Tan> no? who say sno to sunny d
Jiblets> i have pill sfor depression
Toilet Tan> its the nectar of the gods
Jasper Sak> weak..
Hurricane > minute maid is
Jasper Sak> 65 bty wrecked..
Toilet Tan> minute maid is weaksauce
Hurricane > sunny-d burns my throat
Toilet Tan> sunny D is for lumberjacks
Jiblets> minute maid...more like minute man!My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Toilet Tan> sounds like you're not a lumberjack
T hwarang> thought it was ours
T hwarang> to ikrit
SAVE: Deiyen claims the flag for Freq 0 with 27 seconds left.
Hurricane > Katrina had the balls in the relationship
T hwarang> lol
Toilet Tan> katrina drank some sunny D
Toilet Tan> before she hit up nawlins
Next elimination match is starting. Type ?go baseelim to play
Nixter> time to get serious
Reward: 200 points
Toilet Tan> the internet is serious business
Jiblets> time too get dangerous darkwing duck!
Jiblets> lets get dangerous
Hurricane > very serious business
T BeatrixKid> smart
Toilet Tan> lawl darkwing duck
Ikrit <ER>> Darkwing DUck was a good show
T hwarang> get oin base
T hwarang> help ikirt now
Toilet Tan> darkwing duck was a bit homoerotic though
Hurricane > it's so serious, seriousness takes itself serious
erpetic> lol
T Ikrit <ER>> opps
Toilet Tan> the two guys taking care of those little boys
Toilet Tan> they were navy seal lumberjack chinese hackers
T hwarang> get in
Jiblets> my daday told me to go to that site
T hwarang> help ikirt
Jiblets> it made me put an apple in me bum
ChaWzZ> i hate u
ChaWzZ> MITH
ChaWzZ> STOP IT
Toilet Tan> oo
ChaWzZ> LET ME THRU
Toilet Tan> sounds like a fun filled friday night
T hwarang> Godamn
Jasper Sak> Hehe.
Toilet Tan> get it?FILLED >_>
T hwarang> cmon guys
T BeatrixKid> /get off
zazerick> lol
erpetic> oops
Hurricane > lag hax
Toilet Tan> guys i need to ask you a question
T hwarang> shark
ChaWzZ> u suck
Jasper Sak> ?
Hurricane > go ahead
T hwarang> get to wrk,
Toilet Tan> if you could bang a bus full of cheerleaders
Freq 1 will win in 60 seconds.
ExTinGuish> NIght all
NOTICE: 1 minute remaining.
ExTinGuish> !
Jiblets> sounds like someone needs to get off the 28.8 hurr
Toilet Tan> say you could
ExTinGuish>
ExTinGuish>
ExTinGuish>
Toilet Tan> the only condition is that one of the girls
ExTinGuish>
Toilet Tan> lets say out of 30
Toilet Tan> has the clap
Jasper Sak> Woah..
Toilet Tan> would you still do it?
Jasper Sak> ...
SAVE: hwarang claims the flag for Freq 0 with 43 seconds left.
Toilet Tan> i mean
Toilet Tan> 1/30
Jasper Sak> I know.
Jasper Sak> ...
Toilet Tan> come on
Hurricane > the clap is treatable
Toilet Tan> those odds
Jasper Sak> I'm thinking.
hwarang> lucky
Hurricane > sure
Toilet Tan> thats my man
T hwarang> GET IN
Jasper Sak> If it's treatable - yes.
Toilet Tan> hurricane knows whats up
Jasper Sak> Over and over.
Toilet Tan> no no no
Toilet Tan> you only had 24 hours
Jasper Sak> Psht.
Toilet Tan> to do whatever the hell you wanted
Jasper Sak> I could do it..
Hurricane > 24 hours, hawt
Toilet Tan> to any of them
Jasper Sak> Well.. what's 60x24?
Toilet Tan> oo oo 2 conditions
Toilet Tan> A- one of them has the clap
hwarang> goda
Toilet Tan> B- the greasy fat bus driver has to watch you
T hwarang> get in base
Toilet Tan> would you still do it?
Toilet Tan> he would rub his belly and drool a bit
erpetic> lol
T Ikrit <ER>> rep?
Dr. WhiteB> hahaaa
Hurricane > hahaha
Dr. WhiteB> money
Jasper Sak> lolMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Toilet Tan> ok would you do the bus driver?
ChaWzZ> OMG
Jiblets> I'd do it like a greased hen in a turkey shoot
ChaWzZ> woops
T zazerick> what did i do
Jasper Sak> Eh.. no.
T hwarang> christ yo uguyds,
Toilet Tan> ok not bad
T hwarang> we can do this
Next elimination match is starting. Type ?go elim to play
Toilet Tan> 30 then
T hwarang> just get in
Hurricane > yeah, why not. hit it then quit it
T zazerick> k
Toilet Tan> 30 cheerleadders, one has the clap
Jasper Sak> lol
Toilet Tan> lol
Chevy2> lol
Toilet Tan> lets say she doesnt have the clap tho
Jasper Sak> God damnit.
Pepper_Int> woh
Nooby McNo> $$$
Toilet Tan> lets say its 30 cheerleaders
Toilet Tan> and one of them used to bne a man
Jasper Sak> I can' talk, base, and watch South Park at the same time.
Toilet Tan> would you still go for it?
Jasper Sak> can't*
Jasper Sak> USED to be?
T hwarang> godamn it
Toilet Tan> lol
Jasper Sak> .. How effective was the procedure?
Jasper Sak> Hehe
hwarang> freq 0 BLOWS
ChaWzZ> COME GET ME MITH <ZH>
Toilet Tan> lol very effective
T hwarang> 'attach 4 base
Nixter> so many javs
erpetic> lol
Hurricane > sure
Toilet Tan> effective enough that you wouldnt know until afterwards
Toilet Tan> when tehy cuddle and you feel the stubble on your neck
T hwarang> attach
Flag Time commands (PM to RoboBoy): !warp !time !help
ROUND 1: Freq 1 has held for 1:07 & needs 1:53 more. [Total time: 10:00] Score: 0 - 0
Jasper Sak> lol
Jasper Sak> Rofl.
Toilet Tan> *on the back of your neck
Jasper Sak> I'd prolly do it.
Toilet Tan> lol
Toilet Tan> ok then lets ask this
Toilet Tan> is it gay if you jerk off to the idea of a girl
erpetic> lol
Toilet Tan> but find out she used to be a guy
Toilet Tan> would that make you a homo? i mean you thought of her as a guy
T3> Mith u r ez
ChaWzZ> OMG
Jiblets> hmm.....survey says.....yesMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Toilet Tan> ok time for a game of " who would you do "
erpetic> lmao
Toilet Tan> I say two types , a " -- or -- "
Toilet Tan> and you choose
Next elimination match is starting. Type ?go baseelim to play
Toilet Tan> easy game
Hurricane > k go
Jiblets> 3rd time in a row
Pepper_Int> bah
Deiyen> Round 1: Toilet Tantalizer or Hurrican Rita
Toilet Tan> k retarded nun, or blind nurse
Need help with Trench Wars? Type ?help (question), and a staff member will get back to you when one is available.
Hurricane > blind nurse
Jasper Sak> lol
Jasper Sak> Blind nurse, duh.
T Elder-God> green like you mean it
T Ezdude> are we going 2 take base?
Toilet Tan> middle aged male cop, or rodeo clown
T alpec73> I'm trying
T Trash Cust> i am greenin
T Trash Cust> alot
Jiblets> clown
Hurricane > rodeo clown
Toilet Tan> goat or cat
Jasper Sak> Yeah.
Jiblets> unless the cats white
Jiblets> then i can hide it
T Hurricane > oops
T alpec73> ....
Jasper Sak> LOL
Toilet Tan> lol
Trash Cust> LMAO
Toilet Tan> angry black man, or spanish transexual
Chevy2> lol
Jasper Sak> ...
Hurricane > angry black man
Jiblets> spaniard
milshit> tranny
Jasper Sak> Spaniard, yeah..
NOTICE: 1 minute remaining.
Freq 1 will win in 60 seconds.
Toilet Tan> hillary clinton, or martha stweart
Jiblets> clintoomn
Hurricane > martha stewart
Jasper Sak> Hmmmm...
milshit> clinton
Jasper Sak> woot
Jasper Sak> I'm playing hungry tonight.
Jiblets> she's a tight ass
Jiblets> so it shopuld be tight
Toilet Tan> lol hurricane likes them classy and dangerous
Jasper Sak> Hmm..
Hurricane > yes, hawt
Toilet Tan> he likes his wine with a little bit of a dark side
Jiblets> omg insider traiding
Jasper Sak> Fuggit.. I'd do Martha. xD
T alpec73> need a shark
Toilet Tan> darth vader or luke skywalker
Jasper Sak> ...
Freq 1 will win in 10 seconds . . .
Jiblets> vader
T alpec73> not to mention a terr
Hurricane > luke skywalker, hottie
Jasper Sak> Yoda!
T alpec73> too late anyway
Jiblets> he can use the force on me anytime
Toilet Tan> gwen stefani, or kevin sorbo
T canada man> whoops
Jiblets> kevin sorbo!
Hurricane > kevin sorbo
gwen_stefa> kevin sorbo
Reward: 200 points
canada man> does any1 play runescape???
Toilet Tan> hell yea hes hercules
Colon Comm> kevin sorbo has a bigger chest than gwen stefani
Jasper Sak> o.O
T Zalor> attach
T Zalor> attach
T Zalor> attach
T Zalor> attach
T Zalor> pff
Toilet Tan> lol i know, i sleep on it nightly
T Zalor> nvm
Colon Comm> touchdown titties
hwarang> i luv green
Jiblets> do you hear that qwen
Jasper Sak> I'll be your friend, Blue!
hwarang> you know, if half the idiots in here would shut up and play, we might have a good game going
Jasper Sak> Wanna hug?
Toilet Tan> I wont <_<
Toilet Tan> hwashdjshf
Toilet Tan> how do you say your name
Toilet Tan> hwahahfrang
Jasper Sak> lol
Toilet Tan> its like chinese boomerang
Jiblets> lol
Jiblets> lol
Freq 1 will win in 10 seconds . . .
Colon Comm> his parents threw some pots down the stairs
END GAME! Freq 1 has won after 5:58 (17 bounty bonus) Final score: 0 - 3
MVPs: HalTaffin, Egbert, Y ?, Ta_Da, SUICIDE BOMBER!!!!, Jasper Sakori, gwen_stefani
Colon Comm> and used the noise as his name
NOTICE: Game over
Jasper Sak> lol
Toilet Tan> i rike rice
Jasper Sak> I'm frikkin embarassed dude
OBJECT: Hold flag for 3 consecutive minutes to win a round. Best 3 of 5.
Round 1 begins in 1:30. PM me with !warp to warp into flagroom at round start. -RoboBoy
Colon Comm> listen to elic crapton
TheBlueBar> is that why you're running away?
Egbert> ow
Toilet Tan> i'd be embaressed if i had that name
Jasper Sak> No
Toilet Tan> hwahfshrang
Jasper Sak> I'm running because my nrg was low.
Jasper Sak> Halfwit.
Toilet Tan> i cant even type it and im sober
Hurricane > wtf
Jasper Sak> LMAO
Jasper Sak> Dude come on.
evi> lollers
Elder-God> ...
Toilet Tan> it sounds like a retarded kid got in a fight with a epileptic on LSD
Jasper Sak> Lol
Toilet Tan> and just started sputtering stuff
Toilet Tan> whhahwhhahrangMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Freq 1 will win in 10 seconds . . .
Toilet Tan> cast of reading rainbow or blues clues?
T evi> green please
END OF ROUND 1: Freq 1 wins after 4:32 (13 bounty bonus) Score: 0 - 1
The Team Leader was erpetic!
MVPs: HalTaffin, Egbert, cruizin_2, Jasper Sakori, AussieConvict, gwen_stefani
NOTICE: Game over
Hurricane > reading rainbow
Jasper Sak> Reading rainbow
OBJECT: Hold flag for 3 consecutive minutes to win a round. Best 3 of 5.
Round 2 begins in 1:30. PM me with !warp to warp into flagroom at round start. -RoboBoy
Jiblets> blues clue
T TheBlueBar> everyone pm roboboy with !warp
Toilet Tan> man you guys are hot for jordi laforge
Jiblets> that dog looks fun
evi> gtfo
Dr. Coiff > i love blues
Toilet Tan> ok captin picard
Toilet Tan> or captin kirk
Colon Comm> KHAAAAAAAAAN
Jiblets> kirk
tomparis99> huh?
flocker> lol
Jasper Sak> Picard
Toilet Tan> but that bald head screams authority =(
T sir cus fl>
Toilet Tan> jasper likes the dirty old men sex
Jasper Sak> Nah
Jasper Sak> Picard is badass
Toilet Tan> hehe he was a borg
Dr. Coiff > cmon ladies
Toilet Tan> ok ok places to make babies
T Hurricane > colon commando, you left me for another man?
Toilet Tan> which would you do
SUICIDE BO> ?!warp
T flocker> ATTACH
SAVE: warshot claims the flag for Freq 0 with 33 seconds left.
T flocker> ATTACH QUICK
Toilet Tan> a church or a morgue
tomparis99> lol
Jiblets> morgue
Hurricane > morgue, it's colder
Jasper Sak> Church.
tomparis99> yeah
tomparis99> morgue
Colon Comm> church.
Hurricane > AIR CONDITIONING
Jasper Sak> JESUS
Colon Comm> ill do it, and i'll laugh at god
T flocker> DEAD
tomparis99> it's just wrong to do that in a church
Colon Comm> SUCKER
Jasper Sak> Hell yeah.
Toilet Tan> docters office, or your parents bed with your mom downstairs
Jasper Sak> I'll nut on him on the cross.
Next elimination match is starting. Type ?go elim to play
Hurricane > doctors office
Jiblets> parents bed
Jasper Sak> Doctors.
Jiblets> its exciting that wya
Next automated tournament is starting. Type ?go tourny to play
tomparis99> doctors
Colon Comm> doctor's office. my mother is dead
Hurricane > maybe the doctor will walk in and give a hand
T hwarang> BT"
T hwarang> ?
tomparis99> ew.... :P
Toilet Tan> rofl
Toilet Tan> cue porno music
evi> sigh
Jiblets> wha chica chica wa wa
Colon Comm> shaft music
tomparis99> bow chicka wow wow
Hurricane > Doctor Rimsplash, it's so nice to see you!
Toilet Tan> closet at the IRS, or storeroom of a tire factory
Hurricane > storeroom
Colon Comm> storeroom of a tire factory
T hwarang> get in
Colon Comm> more lube
Colon Comm> the BURNING kind
tomparis99> storeroom
Jiblets> tire facorty
T flocker> damn
Hurricane > wtf
erpetic> oops
Toilet Tan> parked car in police station, or shopping cart in the ice cream isle at your grocery store
Hurricane > parked car
tomparis99> car
Freq 1 will win in 10 seconds . . .
Jiblets> police in the station
tomparis99> i mean, if your both legal age, who cares LO
Jasper Sak> Police.
Jiblets> agains the line up window
tomparis99> :P
T sir cus fl> wtf
Jiblets> just pounding away
Toilet Tan> ok ok
Toilet Tan> ethics time!
tomparis99> lol
Colon Comm> YAY
Jasper Sak> I lose!
Toilet Tan> best friends mom or girlfriends sister?
tomparis99> lol
Jasper Sak> Girlfriends sister.
erpetic> ew
Jiblets> mom
Colon Comm> mom
Toilet Tan> theye both hot
tomparis99> sister
SUICIDE BO> SISTER
Hurricane > girlfriends sister
Colon Comm> MILF
Toilet Tan> ok widow AT the funeral home, or passed out retarded nun
Colon Comm> nun
Jiblets> widow
Round 3 begins in 10 seconds . . .
Hurricane > widow, maybe she'll feel better
Jasper Sak> lol
tomparis99> yeah
SUICIDE BO> WIDOW'S ARE SO HORNY!
tomparis99> widow
Colon Comm> its not like she knows what's going on
Jasper Sak> Widow
Toilet Tan> im talking the day of the funeral
Jasper Sak> Hell I'd do it in the coffin.
SUICIDE BO> WIDOWS ARE HONRY
Jiblets> widow still
Toilet Tan> lol
T flocker> ATTACH FOR BASE
SUICIDE BO> HORNY WIDOWS!
erpetic> lol spiders
Toilet Tan> ok switcharoo, bets friends sister or girlfriends mom?
Colon Comm> sister.
Toilet Tan> both hot
Hurricane > girlfriends mom
SUICIDE BO> sister
tomparis99> sister
Colon Comm> jailbait
Dr. Coiff > bbooooo
Colon Comm> tighter than a virgin with a chasity belt
tomparis99> awww
SUICIDE BO> lol
Colon Comm> tighter than an infants butthole
Colon Comm> OOHH
Hurricane > hahahhaahahahahah
Jasper Sak> Girlfriends mom btwMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by EvasiveDude, no one is going to read that.
Evasive made me go emo
afkMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by EvasiveDude, no one is going to read that.
3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!
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1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up
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tim> .?squad tim
BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
Squad: timo<3ashlee
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MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>
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