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I don't see any irony :kiss:
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i failed english last year, i did less reading that whole year than that logBig ChillComment
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there should be a rule about logs, if they're not funny in the first 5 lines, the poster should be banned from posting forever, no second chances.There once was a man from Nantucket.Comment
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w/e homes, my hilarity is spread out all over the log splices I put up here, not just in the beginning.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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I don't know why but that made me laugh really hard.Toilet Tan> lol hurricane likes them classy and dangerous
3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!
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1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up
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tim> .?squad tim
BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
Squad: timo<3ashlee
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MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>
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Should be added to the rulebook^Originally posted by AdmanComment
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I agree.Originally posted by EvasiveComment
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I got bored after reading the names. Sorry! :flowers:Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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Go die in an apartment fire?Originally posted by Uridium
:wub:My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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CHANGE YOUR AVATAR please!Originally posted by FacetiousComment
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still stand by this...Originally posted by AdmanThere once was a man from Nantucket.Comment
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hey, how did you do against wba?Originally posted by UridiumThroughout time, there’s been
crimes, throughout our history
But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears
Come on my countrymen
Come on and take a stand
Don’t let ‘em take away your land
the Wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from London to Manchester
cos he's a child molester
fuck islamComment
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Hurricane > Doctor Rimsplash, it's so nice to see you!
That roffled my fucking waffles."I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."
-RIP Mitch HedbergComment
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