Kraken sighted!

[Theif of Time]

And the sharks, and the giant octipi, and the killer whales, and the cthulhu, and the monster from Lost, and the tribes of angry lost-in-time tribespeople in strange futuristic cannoes armed with laser cannons, and....

[Dant-Zu]

And the sharks, and the giant octipi, and the killer whales, and the cthulhu, and the monster from Lost, and the tribes of angry lost-in-time tribespeople in strange futuristic cannoes armed with laser cannons, and....

I knew you'd get the point! All those and now this Kraken, no way I'll dare to go swim anymore.

[SpiderMage]

And the sharks, and the giant octipi, and the killer whales, and the cthulhu, and the monster from Lost, and the tribes of angry lost-in-time tribespeople in strange futuristic cannoes armed with laser cannons, and....

Don't forget the sharks with fricken laser beams!

And let us not forget pirates... and ninja pirates. :fear: :fear: :fear:

[Golden Sun 1]

basicaly its not that big, it just has big tenticles which is kinda cheating

[Troll King]

Is that what you say when your girlfriend talks about other men having bigger penises than you?

[Pressure Drop]

A hectocotylus is one of the arms of the male of most kinds of cephalopods that is modified in various ways to effect the fertilization of the female's eggs. It is a specialized, extended tentacle used to store spermatophores, the male gamete. Males generally form a new hectocotylus in each new season.

Ok not all squids have a hectocotylus

[project dragon]

Reproduction: Unknown.

Kondakovia lacks a hectocotylus (the specialised arm used to transfer spermatophores to the female), and if it is anything like the closely related Moroteuthis ingens, will have a relatively large penis. Moroteuthis ingens uses its penis to directly plunge spermatophores through the female's mantle, inserting them near the base of her gill. The exact method of reproduction in Kondakovia is unknown.

hahaahahhaahaha

[Pressure Drop]

i feel like we are all learning something fromt this thread

[Golden Sun 1]

Is that what you say when your girlfriend talks about other men having bigger penises than you?

Is tht wot your girlfriend says when she compares ur cock the the one on ur forehead?

[DoTheFandango]

That doesn't make sense.

[Golden Sun 1]

yes it does, its basically calling him a nob head

[Troll King]

If I had a cock on my forehead then I could be with my girlfriend and invite yours to join in. Maybe THEN they would talk about comparing them.

[Dant-Zu]

If I had a cock on my forehead then I could be with my girlfriend and invite yours to join in. Maybe THEN they would talk about comparing them.

Oh dear, that was a bit too OWNED I'd say.

[Golden Sun 1]

If I had a cock on my forehead then I could be with my girlfriend and invite yours to join in. Maybe THEN they would talk about comparing them.

My cock being half way down your girlfriends throat she wouldnt be able to talk abour comparing the two, unless u understand gargle?

[SpiderMage]

Ladies and gentlemen... let's get ready to eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-cock fight!

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