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  • #31
    See, yours are continuingly straying away from the whole comparing thing in your attempt to top me. For a really good burn, you've got to keep it really tight. Which is what I told your girlfriend while she was sitting on my head penis.

    See? Continuity works.

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    • #32
      Funny when people learn things when it has to do with overlarge squid penis's.

      Originally posted by Disliked
      Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
      +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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      • #33
        this year my hectocotylus will be 2x the size of yours


        next season i'm not so sure
        In my world,
        I am King

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        • #34
          Calamari is good.
          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Troll King
            See, yours are continuingly straying away from the whole comparing thing in your attempt to top me. For a really good burn, you've got to keep it really tight. Which is what I told your girlfriend while she was sitting on my head penis.

            See? Continuity works.
            SAY WAAT BOIf

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            • #36
              SAY WHAT BOI[/color=white]f[/color]
              Send screwed up. BTW, whats a boif?

              Originally posted by Disliked
              Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
              +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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              • #37
                it's obviously a boy/female.
                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Blanke
                  That reminds me,

                  On animal planet sometime back, they used to have a show what if or what animals will be like in the future.

                  The squid, should humans become extinct, would become the next animal to "dominate", although not in the same manner that man "dominates." They would become more diverse and much more intelligent though.
                  Mind flayers will rule the world o_O
                  6:megaman89> im 3 league veteran back off

                  Originally posted by Dreamwin
                  3 league vet

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by deathking
                    o? and how do they fuk?

                    oh fuk can i say fuk on this forum
                    no, but you can say fuck.
                    Originally posted by Tone
                    Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by deathking
                      o? and how do they fuk?

                      oh fuk can i say fuk on this forum
                      what the hell are you talking about

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by NaiLed
                        what the fuck are you talking about
                        edited

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