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  • What are the things you can't do but other people can.

    Yeah, blatantly ripped off an SA thread, title and all, mostly due to the fact that I can't post there.

    I'll first start with a post that describes one of the things better than I can:

    Originally posted by Sanctum
    Speak audibly in a noisy room.

    For years of my childhood I thought people were just choosing to ignore me, but one fateful day someone pointed out that I never pitch my voice higher when I want to get someone's attention. Apparently this is something the lot of you do instinctively, the higher pitch travels better through the air and people don't filter it out as background noise, so you are able to get someone's attention when they are engaged in another conversation. I can't pitch my voice at all, I'm very monotone.
    I also can't whistle with my fingers.
    I can't break when iceskating.
    If someone asks med "What letter is before R" I have to read the entire alphabet from the start all the way up the requested letter.
    It takes a while for me to tell time from an analog watch.
    Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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    Can't whistle,
    Can't wear steel,
    Can't put my legs behind my head,
    Can't play an instrument,
    Can't do anything.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Bilbo
      It takes a while for me to tell time from an analog watch.
      LOOOOOOOOOOOL.

      Anyways.

      Can't sleep on my back or tummy, no matter how tired/drunk/whatever I am.
      Guess I can do everything except for that.
      Oh, wish I could do some serious hacking too, would be fun.
      DuelBot> You have defeated 'nessy' score: (20-11)
      Nessy> i left for 3 years clean
      Nessy> came back got on rampage, won twl, #1 in elim for 3 weeks, not even tryin, gg

      1:King Baba> i know my name is King Baba, but you can call me Poseidon

      I Luv Cook> I'll double penetrate your ass:/

      Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.


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      • #4
        I cant:
        -Speak audibly in a noisy room. (I'm usually monotone unless im talking about something I like)
        -whistle with my fingers.
        -If someone asks med "What letter is before R" I have to read the entire alphabet from the start all the way up the requested letter.
        -not sleep lying with my chest down (on my "tummy", lol).
        -use english grammer correctly
        -talk to drunk people
        -parallel park (well, only when Im taking my road test <_<)
        -I know this may sound heartless and cold, but I cant say "I love you too" back to my mom and actually mean it.

        I think thats about it.
        Like, there was this ninja who got
        ticked off at some people who kept
        talking while he was trying to rock
        out on his guitar, so the ninja totally
        flipped out and sang at them till
        they all exploded!!! (true story.)

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        • #5
          I can't snap.
          I can't do the gay version of snapping where you shake your hand violently.
          I can't ice skate (very well).
          I can't run for long periods of time.

          And maybe a few other things.

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          • #6
            I can't not suck at internet galactic spaceship battles.

            GOOD GAME EH
            sdg

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            • #7
              i can't seem to ever get stressed out

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              • #8
                -Cant get the ladies
                -Cant see my dick/toes



                its not funny, im serius
                Touch me, touch me now!

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                • #9
                  I can't do that trill thing with my R's like you do in Spanish and stuff. I can't write with my right hand but I'm getting better. Umm I can't read in a room with a little noise - it either has to be completely silent or horribly loud.
                  Pandagirl!

                  (ph)>12 is just right

                  In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                  1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                  1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                  1:Chao <ER>> at all
                  1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                  1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                  Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                  Chao <ER> - hero

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                  • #10
                    Yeah I have to sleep on my right side.
                    Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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                    • #11
                      when i was younger i had a speech inpediment and couldnt say the letter R, but im all good now

                      Cant do a backflip
                      Cant do a Cartwheel
                      Cant cook
                      Cant remember to do homework
                      Cant burp on command
                      Cant remember how to write in cursive (Learned in 2nd grade, Now in 11th)
                      Big Chill

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by AoS
                        Cant remember how to write in cursive (Learned in 2nd grade, Now in 11th)
                        That is like riding a bike. I rarely ever write in cursive, and haven't for 10+ years, but I can still do it.
                        sdg

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Stabwound
                          That is like riding a bike. I rarely ever write in cursive, and haven't for 10+ years, but I can still do it.
                          My cursive is my regular writing Put on a tilt and written sloppy, hoes neva know the difference, Till i have to write a X
                          Big Chill

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                          • #14
                            Ooo that's another one. Or two. I can't do cartwheels anymore. I used to be super flexible and awesome at gymnastics. I could do no-handed cartwheels, now I can't even do a two-handed cartwheel. I also can't burp, at all. I can chug a liter of pop and feel fine.
                            Pandagirl!

                            (ph)>12 is just right

                            In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                            1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                            1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                            1:Chao <ER>> at all
                            1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                            1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                            Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                            Chao <ER> - hero

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                            • #15
                              i can't not fucking rule at everything i do or have ever done or ever will do
                              NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                              internet de la jerome

                              because the internet | hazardous

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