What are the things you can't do but other people can.

[PaulOakenfold]

I can't like Maddox

[Nickname]

I can't snap my fingers (I couldn't whistle till i was 14)
can't do impersonations.

thats basically it.

[Nickname]

-Cant get the ladies
-Cant see my dick/toes



its not funny, im serius

these could be connected, fatty.

[Fit of Rage]

Can't sing

[Mulkero]

I can't stop despising people with bad music taste.
I can't play guitar when I'm drunk.
I can't run very fast

[DoTheFandango]

I can't skip.

Don't ask me why.

[Jerome Scuggs]

I can't snap my fingers (I couldn't whistle till i was 14)
can't do impersonations.

thats basically it.

I couldn't snap until this year, and i can't whistle, don't feel bad

us Andrew's are slow learners I guess

[Pandagirl!]

I can't whistle.

I skip everywhere I go, I'd cry if I wasn't able to skip

[RoDNeY]

i learned how to whistle and snap my fingers in 3rd grade, i sat in the bathroom for like an hour trying to, then i learned how to as mephiston hunter says "Snap while shaking your hand violently" in 4th grade, im surprised i can still do it

Oh,
Cant fold my tongue into a 3 leaf clover

[Theif of Time]

I can't do a whistle that sounds like bird calls
I can't get a decent computer.
I can't take a lot of alcohol. (seriously, like 6 standard drinks max... any more and I won't remember anything...)

[Krusnik]

Can't whistle with two fingers
Can't hack with form logins
Can't Cartwheel/flips
Can't run for a long period of time
Can't fall asleep in less than 30 minutes. I have to like lie in bed thinking of nothing for an hour.

[Mulkero]

I can't fall asleed in less than 30 or so minutes if I'm thinking too much. If I'm thinking nothing, I fall asleep immediately. Usually music helps me stop thinking about life, but not just anything.

[Mephiston Hunter]

I can't whistle.

I skip everywhere I go, I'd cry if I wasn't able to skip

Let me get my chainsaw.

[ZeUs!!]

I'm so fucking annoyed. I went to to see this realy shitty band at the student union who were incidently, really shitty, and all of a sudden El Preisente were palying ! I thought "fuck!" and went to see them, and it turns out I was one of 10 people who cared that they were there, so I yoinked the setlist, and a poster from the wall (photos tomorrow), and stuck it up my jumperfpr for the rest of the night. Actually thts not the whoel story. I went round a mates house for drinking games before we left but they all came down with a 'mystelry ilness' before we left so I was not happy. Anyway after El Presidente I went into the main club and was jiving away with the two other guys who weren't drop outs and some girl started grooving against me. So I turned around and "WAHT THE FUCK", she's actually quite fit (because I'm half taken) so I danced with her and then the guys said "ok we're going now" and I needed to go with them as I really couldn't afford the taxi on my own, so I was not happy and she saw it and was like "ok then bye" and I was not happt I missed out on a shag. NOT HAPPY.

I could be shaging now instead of posting im the SSCU Trench Wars forums but I'm not. Fuck this all a lot

I found a mug on the street as I walked home and I fucking booted itas far as I could and it smashed into millions, probably hundreds of millions of pieces. I was satisfying but it probably made up for 1/1000000 of the night that could have been

[ZeUs!!]

Not happy