What are the things you can't do but other people can.

[Bilbo]

Yeah, blatantly ripped off an SA thread, title and all, mostly due to the fact that I can't post there.

I'll first start with a post that describes one of the things better than I can:

Speak audibly in a noisy room.

For years of my childhood I thought people were just choosing to ignore me, but one fateful day someone pointed out that I never pitch my voice higher when I want to get someone's attention. Apparently this is something the lot of you do instinctively, the higher pitch travels better through the air and people don't filter it out as background noise, so you are able to get someone's attention when they are engaged in another conversation. I can't pitch my voice at all, I'm very monotone.

I also can't whistle with my fingers.
I can't break when iceskating.
If someone asks med "What letter is before R" I have to read the entire alphabet from the start all the way up the requested letter.
It takes a while for me to tell time from an analog watch.

[Superted]

Can't whistle,
Can't wear steel,
Can't put my legs behind my head,
Can't play an instrument,
Can't do anything.

[RATTY...]

It takes a while for me to tell time from an analog watch.

LOOOOOOOOOOOL.

Anyways.

Can't sleep on my back or tummy, no matter how tired/drunk/whatever I am.
Guess I can do everything except for that.
Oh, wish I could do some serious hacking too, would be fun.

[Overburn]

I cant:
-Speak audibly in a noisy room. (I'm usually monotone unless im talking about something I like)
-whistle with my fingers.
-If someone asks med "What letter is before R" I have to read the entire alphabet from the start all the way up the requested letter.
-not sleep lying with my chest down (on my "tummy", lol).
-use english grammer correctly
-talk to drunk people
-parallel park (well, only when Im taking my road test <_<)
-I know this may sound heartless and cold, but I cant say "I love you too" back to my mom and actually mean it.

I think thats about it.

[Mephiston Hunter]

I can't snap.
I can't do the gay version of snapping where you shake your hand violently.
I can't ice skate (very well).
I can't run for long periods of time.

And maybe a few other things.

[Stabwound]

I can't not suck at internet galactic spaceship battles.

GOOD GAME EH

[NaiLed]

i can't seem to ever get stressed out

[all.your.base]

-Cant get the ladies
-Cant see my dick/toes



its not funny, im serius

[Pandagirl!]

I can't do that trill thing with my R's like you do in Spanish and stuff. I can't write with my right hand but I'm getting better. Umm I can't read in a room with a little noise - it either has to be completely silent or horribly loud.

[Bilbo]

Yeah I have to sleep on my right side.

[RoDNeY]

when i was younger i had a speech inpediment and couldnt say the letter R, but im all good now

Cant do a backflip
Cant do a Cartwheel
Cant cook
Cant remember to do homework
Cant burp on command
Cant remember how to write in cursive (Learned in 2nd grade, Now in 11th)

[Stabwound]

Cant remember how to write in cursive (Learned in 2nd grade, Now in 11th)

That is like riding a bike. I rarely ever write in cursive, and haven't for 10+ years, but I can still do it.

[RoDNeY]

That is like riding a bike. I rarely ever write in cursive, and haven't for 10+ years, but I can still do it.

My cursive is my regular writing Put on a tilt and written sloppy, hoes neva know the difference, Till i have to write a X

[Pandagirl!]

Ooo that's another one. Or two. I can't do cartwheels anymore. I used to be super flexible and awesome at gymnastics. I could do no-handed cartwheels, now I can't even do a two-handed cartwheel. I also can't burp, at all. I can chug a liter of pop and feel fine.

[Jerome Scuggs]

i can't not fucking rule at everything i do or have ever done or ever will do