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  • #76
    i cant slap my monkey with my left hand..
    Throughout time, there’s been
    crimes, throughout our history
    But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
    Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
    Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

    Come on my countrymen
    Come on and take a stand
    Don’t let ‘em take away your land

    the Wenger bus is coming
    and all the kids are running
    from London to Manchester
    cos he's a child molester


    fuck islam

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    • #77
      I also can't eat frosting, whipped cream, or pumpkin pie without gagging.
      Pandagirl!

      (ph)>12 is just right

      In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
      1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
      1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
      1:Chao <ER>> at all
      1:Mantra-Slider> chao
      1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
      Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
      Chao <ER> - hero

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      • #78
        I love all of those three.

        Edit: Minus the frosting, it's pure fat. I don't mind it, but I prefer not to eat it.
        boo...:eek:

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        • #79
          I don't like icing too much either. I avoid it unless it's the kind that doesn't have the texture of icing and is more of a cream

          Maybe that's whipped cream icing? I really don't know, I can't think right now. It comes on Becky's cakes, that's all I know

          Anyway

          I can't make pancakes without destroying a part of the kitchen with pancake batter. Like when I try to flip the pancake, then the raw batter on the other side like oozes out of the spatula and then I drop the spatula and then the pancake goes flying and lands on the counter, where the batter gets over the envelopes that were sitting there which means that whatever mail inside of it is kind of ruined now and I don't have breakfast.

          I try to avoid making pancakes.

          I can make those defrostable waffles, though.

          3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
          3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
          3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

          -

          1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
          1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

          -

          tim> .?squad tim
          BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
          Squad: timo<3ashlee

          -

          MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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          • #80
            so many sexual innuendos

            so little time.
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by DoTheFandango
              so many sexual innuendos

              so little time.
              Haha

              Pervert

              I wish I could join a volleyball team, because my school doesn't have one.

              I can't eat meals without drinking lots of liquids, usually 2-3 cups of milk/juice/water.
              boo...:eek:

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              • #82
                That's another one, I can't eat anything without using amazing amounts of napkins.
                Pandagirl!

                (ph)>12 is just right

                In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                1:Chao <ER>> at all
                1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                Chao <ER> - hero

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