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  • #16
    and then you turned into GHB by the sounds of things.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Golden Sun 1
      put "i wish my wife was this dirty"
      we did a variation of that a while ago, "i wish my boyfriend was this dirty"

      his dad saw it and said if it comes home again with stuff written on it he won't be able to take the car out again.
      Originally posted by turmio
      jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
      Originally posted by grand
      I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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      • #18
        My sister saw a school bus in Chile, the kids held up a sign saying "Help we've been kidnapped"

        "I wish my wife/boyfriend was this dirty" is possibly the best.

        Originally posted by Disliked
        Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
        +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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        • #19
          I am liking peej's myself. My friend owns a school bus because his family has 12 children. HIS MOM IS OPEN 24/7.
          Last edited by Jeenyuss; 10-07-2005, 09:20 PM. Reason: maybe MY MOM IS OPEN 24/7 should be written on the car
          Originally posted by turmio
          jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
          Originally posted by grand
          I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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          • #20
            On my friend's car, who happens to be a female, we wrote "I <3 ANAL!" and drew a giant Wang-Chung and, "I'm a slut!"

            It gets her a lot of honks, laughs and whistles. Do your friend a favor, become his/her advertising firm.

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            • #21
              The girl in that photo is still wearing her jeans
              Originally posted by Facetious
              edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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              • #22
                it could be a skirt
                Originally posted by turmio
                jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                Originally posted by grand
                I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                • #23
                  No, it looks like jeans or shorts because it looks like the imprint of denim and it doesn't like cut off

                  3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
                  3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
                  3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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                  1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
                  1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

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                  tim> .?squad tim
                  BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
                  Squad: timo<3ashlee

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                  MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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                  • #24
                    Wouldn't sex require moving and smudging too?

                    Like, not stationary marks on a car?
                    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by DoTheFandango
                      Wouldn't sex require moving and smudging too?

                      Like, not stationary marks on a car?
                      Depends on the size of the boat to cause the motion of the ocean sometimes

                      3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
                      3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
                      3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

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                      1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
                      1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

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                      tim> .?squad tim
                      BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
                      Squad: timo<3ashlee

                      -

                      MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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                      • #26
                        Or if he's got a big cock
                        Originally posted by Facetious
                        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                        • #27
                          It would still require some kinda movement right?

                          That imprint was very defined.
                          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                          • #28
                            Not to mention she's lying on her front.

                            Originally posted by Disliked
                            Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                            +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Theif of Time
                              Not to mention she's lying on her front.
                              Are you saying you can't have sex lying on your front?

                              @Fandango- True, but still like maybe it was kind of

                              stationary

                              I can't remember if I'm using that word in the right context, but you get my meaning, I think

                              3:Mega Newbie> bam ashlee whats wrong taking nude pictures???
                              3:Mega Newbie> its an art!!!!!!!!
                              3:Mega Newbie> only jealous girls and gays dont like it!!

                              -

                              1:megaman89> WOW IF U WERE TRAPPED IN A FIRE I WOULD RUN AND SAVE U ASH
                              1:Cape> then ud throw her back when she says she still isnt givin it up

                              -

                              tim> .?squad tim
                              BAM__ Ashl> ?squad tim
                              Squad: timo<3ashlee

                              -

                              MODERATOR WARNING: bam__ Ashlee is a sex machine -Mithrandia <ER>

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                              • #30
                                What's that thing dangling from the front mirror?

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