For those of you who study law or have dealt with citations...

[Cops]

no he stopped short and made a nice search around my testical area, apparently that's the best place to hide any equipment one would use to break into someone's house.

I wasn't in the mood to start anything and in my experience it's better to go along and get along although next time a cop wants to fuck around with me I'll get his badge number as well as three more pieces of identification and refuse to be searched.