commercial you dislike the most

[PH]

I absolutely fucking hate the Vonage commercials with that fucking aggravating background music. "Woo hoo, woo hoo hoo!" FUCK YOU. Every time one comes on I want to choke the nearest living thing. The local Cox Communications commercials are a close second. Hire some decent actors, dickheads. And stop running commercials in Spanish, they already have separate Spanish feeds of almost every channel you offer.

On a lighter note, the best ads running right now:

1) Burger King. The King is the best mascot ever. Period.
2) Cars.com. I don't like the one with the Asian lady (obviously because I'm racist ), but "can you bird it?" is a classic.
3) Miller Lite. I hate Miller Lite as a beer, but something about referees "teaching taste" makes me giggle like a demented schoolgirl on meth.
EDIT: 4) Pizza Hut. "Only 23 figurines left, Hank!" "THEY'RE STATUES!! ... ... They're... statues." Bahahaha. And on the subject of Hank...
5) Starbucks. The Doubleshot commercial is golden. "HANK!" + mascot doing the Worm = instant win.

[Liquid Blue]

Man that mascot is kinda freaky. Seems like a lovechild of Scream and the IT movies.

[BleakFuture]

Originally posted by PH
1) Burger King. The King is the best mascot ever. Period...

seconded.

[Facetious]

most likely because you're new.


(sorry, I'm just angry because the sens are losing)

not only was this an absolute abortion of a post, but you didnt mention a goddamn commercial.

i really hate the mcdonalds commercial where they show the pinky fingers and walk in a horde to mcdonalds and get those shitty chicken sandwiches that im sure are exactly like all their other chicken sandwiches with the same names. eg: the arch deluxe, or whatever the chicken version of the arch deluxe was. remember the fucking arch deluxe, what was that shit?

[DoTheFandango]

I FUCKING HATE THAT COMMERCIAL WITH THE SONG THAT GOES "DOO DOO, DOOO DOOO DOO" AND IT HAS THE PEOPLE DOING STUPID THINGS.
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I HATE IT.

[project dragon]

IKEA commercials FTW

[Subjugation]

i really hate the mcdonalds commercial where they show the pinky fingers

Oh god yes.

[PH]

I FUCKING HATE THAT COMMERCIAL WITH THE SONG THAT GOES "DOO DOO, DOOO DOOO DOO" AND IT HAS THE PEOPLE DOING STUPID THINGS.
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I HATE IT.

That's the one. I can only think of two off the top of my head: 1) backyard baseball, ball goes through the glass door, and 2) guy cuts tree down the wrong way and it crushes his car. In both cases they play that FUCKING ABYSMAL "WOO HOO, WOO HOO HOO" CRAP IN THE BACKGROUND. fgsfds.

Oh, and the Staples commercial is really stupid too. "Paper jam. Get Pam, get Pam!" "I am, I am!" "We always get slammed with these paper jams!" Thank you, Dr. Seuss, now get the fuck off my TV.

[Theif of Time]

Dr. Suess has a dirty, twisted mind.
Try reading aloud a Dr. Suess book when you've drunk a bit, and/or to people with naturally suggestive minds.
Cat in the Hat is a good one.

[za gophar]

The anti-smoking commercial, with the bitch that goes on about how when she is in a restaurant and someone smokes she starts coughing, and that they shouldn't have smoking sections because pools don't have peeing sections.

to me the whole pool is the peeing section. being on a swim team for many years growing up and then water polo, you just didnt ask to get out and go through the cold air, sopping wet, to go to the bathroom. you pissed in the pool. everyone pissed in the pool. at least twice a day. i tried to fight it when i first learned of this practice, but couldnt beat them, so i joined them. to all the people in denial: yes, every time you go to the pool, you ARE swimming in A LOT of urine.

[Riesen]

I hate those anti-drug commercials where it's like a shitty poetry slam (I realize how redundant that statement is). They all sound like they have asthma or they've been smoking for 45 years. "I told my little brother *inhale deeply HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH* that he shouldn't do drugs. *HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH* because if he does drugs *HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH* he'll end up shooting his mother." It's like that kid in the wheelchair from Malcom in the Middle is doing lame poetry about drugs.

I, too, hate the anti-smoking commercials. All of 'em. I always have.

By the way, the new Burger King commercial for their coffe scares the living shit out of me.

[PH]

Just want to add one more good commercial and one more bad commercial to the list.

First, the good. The Progressive commercial with John O'Hurley ("he treats me like the sultan of Oompapapaumau!" [or however this is supposed to be spelled]). I don't know why, but it cracks me up every time.

Now the bad. The REALLY bad. Dr. Pepper commercials suck, but one really stands out to me. It's the one where the guy does all this weak shit for his girlfriend. One minute he's in the store buying her tampons, and the next he's folding her panties at the laundromat. Then, as a show of his total lack of backbone, he takes yoga class with her. Looks over at her and smiles with his legs over his head and his fucking nutsack in his face. Then, back at home, they're on the couch and she tries to take his Dr. Pepper. He flips out and runs out of the house and down the street. Gimme a fucking break. Any bitch who tries to get me to sniff my own scrotum would get kicked to the curb long before she tries to steal some soda that I don't give a shit about.

It's 3:29 AM, so I'm sure I'll see some more shitty commercials very soon.

[Zerzera]

I hate the commercial of the dutch BIG-team (BIG stands for; Ban illegal games & software).
They act like they are some sort of police force. Then they show a bunch of the nerdiest people you can imagine telling how illegal software is a menace to your PC, saying that your PC will be struck by virusses and you will have to re-format your entire PC. Or that buying the games will give you alot of advantages as neat booklets.

[Facetious]

Now the bad. The REALLY bad. Dr. Pepper commercials suck, but one really stands out to me. It's the one where the guy does all this weak shit for his girlfriend. One minute he's in the store buying her tampons, and the next he's folding her panties at the laundromat. Then, as a show of his total lack of backbone, he takes yoga class with her. Looks over at her and smiles with his legs over his head and his fucking nutsack in his face. Then, back at home, they're on the couch and she tries to take his Dr. Pepper. He flips out and runs out of the house and down the street. Gimme a fucking break. Any bitch who tries to get me to sniff my own scrotum would get kicked to the curb long before she tries to steal some soda that I don't give a shit about.

yeah i fucking hate that one, whenever i see it i say it sucks and everyone in the room is like "but its MEATLOAF, he sang paradise by the dashboard light!" meatloaf sucks, paradise by the dashboard light sucks, that commercial sucks. what the fuck, she cant buy her own tampons? i wouldnt be embarrassed to buy tampons or whatever, if thats supposed to be the point, but hell if ill go into a store to buy someone something while they wait in the car. cramps, shmamps, stay on top of your tampon supply, bitch. you run out, you pay the price. sex with you is gross now, im suffering too, here, dont act like this is only so so sad for you. ill go into the store with you but youre not waiting in the car. basically, the entire point of the commercial is that if you drink dr pepper you can get a girlfriend thats way better-looking than you because that guy is clearly a douchebag and that girl is hot as shit, i love redheads. essentially the main reason i hate that commercial is that if i could get a girl that hot i probably would do all that bullshit and i know it, goddamn women can own me merely by withholding sex, and that commercial hits too close to home.

i hate the monster.com commercial with that do you do you want my face song, i hate that song and it always gets stuck in my head

[Liquid Blue]

A good one is that Red Stripe Beer one, it has the jamacian guy and some random white guy.

"It's Beer. Hooray beer! "

I forget what exactly is said but I know the Jamacian and white guy end up dancing, which is funny.