does anybody want some toast

[Zabuza]

I am in

[just]

who will help me push eehh into GHB's toaster?

how about an oven?

[Jeenyuss]

or...umm..umm A VOLCANO

[Theif of Time]

volcanoes are just oversized ovens.

[Jeenyuss]

<_< mario really wants to get her in bed
so bad that hes bustin up bricks with his head
he just wants sex
so forget the wedding bells



-_- i'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
it's gotta be hard to get laid if you're a plumber
that's why i'm gonna work really hard for my man
and get him to the end so he can stop using his hand



save the princess quick
because she wants the dick
and if you let her free
you get the pussy

[Pressure Drop]

volcanoes are just oversized ovens.

omfg you are a liar !!!!!!!


this is an oven


this is a volcano


NOTE: images are to a scale and not life size. this scale is unknowen as i just googled them randomly and they gave me no scale to go on. I am assuming the picture of the old granny in it provides its own sort of scale, but it could be lies and perspective or a really tiny granny or a gigantic one. i do not know.

[DoTheFandango]

soda farls

hehe soda farts.

[Theif of Time]

Plus, theres no granny in the volcano one.
Think of it this way: Have you ever seen an oven start spitting lava? No? Then how do you know that since a volcano spits lava, and a volcano is an oversized oven, that an oven can't spit lava? Just cos you 'havent seen it'.

[Pressure Drop]

Plus, theres no granny in the volcano one.
Think of it this way: Have you ever seen an oven start spitting lava? No? Then how do you know that since a volcano spits lava, and a volcano is an oversized oven, that an oven can't spit lava? Just cos you 'havent seen it'.

becuase i'm a number one fan of ovens. They are my life. In my spare time i build ovens of different type, once i even built a kiln but then i felt dirty and as if i'd had an afair so i went back to making ovens.


Once i built an oven so big my house could of fitted in it, but my house isn't so easily moved and i had no reason to bake it so i didn't bother. But i know for a fact that the components i used were not molten rock. actualy i build modern ovens so no rocks were used at all. Therefore i have concluded --- ovens cannot spit lava nor unless one was designind to do so will they ever. Also if one reached those temperatures i'd doubt it would be an oven anymore but more of some high temperature furnace.

[Pressure Drop]

hehe soda farts.

for ffs read the bible sinner

And Moses said unto thee thine third commandment shall be never to make bad misspelt puns about Pressure Drops lovely soda farls or yonder crow will peck out thine eyes during an unnatural slumber...

[eehh]

how about an oven?

who are you?

[Rayoko R-J. Ataguras]

Toast!

I want some toast. ^______^

[ZeUs!!]

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