I have mono

[Squeezer]

And I didnt get it the cool way (by kissing lots of girls)

I got it the lame way of washing dishes for my work, and somehow getting it from a fork or somethin that somebody with mono ate with.

Now my throat is on fire, and I'm always fatigued.

Mono sucks.

[Pandagirl!]

Poor you.

[Ilya]

IS YO LYMPH NODES SWOLLEN DAWG?

[Edify]

that sucks


and blows

[Subjugation]

Haha, I have stereo! Sucks to be teh youuuse.
Yes, you know someone had to say it first.

[project dragon]

I also didn't get mono the cool way either. I think i may of drank my friends drink..
I got some severe case of mono and was in the hospital for about a week

[Jerome Scuggs]

I had it twice. Both times from hooking up with chicks. And then I thought I had it a third time but it was just bacterial meningitis. (That's pretty much mono without the fatigue, just the intense pain everywhere imaginable)

I rarely, if ever, get sick- but when I do, it's always the worst fucking disease imaginable

[Ilya]

you aint got shit, bitch

[froedrick]

I got mono back in april squeez, and it's still in my system, although all the swelling and etc is gone down. sidenote, i did get it the cool way ;P

[Ilya]

i got herpies the cool way

[dchao]

one of my friends got mono (the cool way) and he shows up an hour late to school every day B)

[Blanke]

Haha, I have stereo! Sucks to be teh youuuse.
Yes, you know someone had to say it first.

Nice.

I was going to post something about the receiving of mononucleosis "the cool way", but I decided not to.

Someone else do it for me.

[Squeezer]

IS YO LYMPH NODES SWOLLEN DAWG?

yea, it hurts to turn my neck

[Kim]

You'z nasty, better keep some subspace distance away next time I see your name in the f2 menu.

[Blanke]

Keep your warbird away from me,

and those two mines too while you're at it.