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  • #91
    there is nothing great about sleeping without clothes on.
    duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

    Mattey> put me in corch

    zidane> go kf urself pork

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    • #92
      Originally posted by Facetious
      im still fucking waiting for someone to challenge me to drinking beer out of a solo cup

      honor system, we'll time it

      gentlemans game
      You're probably one of those people who can tip their head back and just open their throat so it goes straight down, although the froth would be fun to watch
      Originally posted by Facetious
      edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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      • #93
        Originally posted by ZeUs!!
        You're probably one of those people who can tip their head back and just open their throat so it goes straight down, although the froth would be fun to watch
        Hah my roomate can do that, its fun. One party we kept getting him to show different people that he threw up and we all laugh about it now except him because he finds it embarrasing.
        I really do like pie

        Aos> im a freelance Gynecologist

        GHB>I AM ANGRY ON THE INTERNETf

        Matchbot1> You can't challenge your own squad, silly :P

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        • #94
          Originally posted by ZeUs!!
          You're probably one of those people who can tip their head back and just open their throat so it goes straight down, although the froth would be fun to watch
          You're still talking about drinking, right?

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          • #95
            No I'm talking about oral sex
            Originally posted by Facetious
            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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            • #96
              There's a certain amount of drinking involved in oral sex.
              Originally posted by Tone
              Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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              • #97
                -I have to sleep on my back, have done all my life.
                -I sleep walk and attack people in my sleep.
                -I have this wierd feeling that there will be a World War and I will be the hero and save the world.
                -I am right handed but left footed.
                -I have never had a headache in my life.
                -I once killed a man with my little finger.

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                • #98
                  - Im not a brand whore, but i can stand fake converse.
                  - Ive been vegetarian for the past 13 years
                  - My BMI is 18.2
                  - I only ever got 100% in one test and that was a volcanoes test in year 8
                  - I never have hangovers
                  - I have a thing for rainbows
                  - Im a published poet
                  Reinstate Sarien
                  ph> AND THEN ME AND THE PLOINKIES WILL HEAD DOWN TO THE LOCAL CRUFFER FOR TEA AND WONKETS

                  Hal Wilker> Need I look recall the statement? And Suh.. control ya ho

                  "no, it's Monday, which of course means it's ethnic day, so ill be going with Rosalita"

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                  • #99
                    I play SubSpace more than I go to school (total)
                    3:Wax> ard and i snapchat all the time
                    3:Wax> we play virtually tummysticks
                    3:i.d.> da fk is that?
                    3:Ardour> we basically are each others personal psychologist
                    3:Shadowmere> i.d., Wax breaks keyboards playing SubSpace. Best not ask him what anything is.
                    3:Wax> Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.
                    3:Wax> Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
                    3:Shadowmere> LOL
                    3:i.d.> Oddly, that's close to what I thought it was...

                    Best> I never cooked a day in my life

                    Deft> beat by a guy who plays ss on his cellphone
                    Shadowmere> Rofl
                    Up in ya !> With his feet
                    Deft> no kidding, redefining l44t
                    Up in ya !> l44t feet
                    Deft> l44t f44t*
                    Up in ya !> Twinkle toes
                    Deft> he had l33t f33t but he practiced

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                    • I'm hot
                      You ate some priest porridge

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                      • - I'm dyslexic
                        - I find it hard to concentrate on things more then 10 min if it doesn't really interest me. Wich is a pain in the butt when you are trying to study for a test
                        - On the other hand, I learn really easy, if I read something one time, I almost already know it.
                        - I am a night person, If I don't have school or anything, I usually go to bed between 3 and 6 am, and wake up at around 2 pm to 4 pm.
                        - I can easily sleep 12+ hours a day for weeks in a row.
                        - I have a very exspensive taste, but luckily IKEA has alot of exspensive looking crap that is pretty cheap.
                        - I spend alot of money on dvd's.
                        - I can easily spend 500 euro on 5 to 10 pieces of clothing.
                        - I spend money very easy.
                        - I am really very insecure.
                        - In the summer, I like too walk outside in the rain at night, getting soaking wet.
                        - When I have to walk the dogs at night, I tend to sing outloud with whatever is playing on my Ipod.. only at night tho.. because I can't sing.
                        - I dislike it when people brag about getting drunk and stuff.. there is nothing cool about it.
                        - When I was a kid I used to get injured all the time, I would always atleast have a bruise somewhere. I only had to be stitched once.
                        - I have a scar just above my eye and just below my eyebrow.

                        that's all for now.
                        Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                        • I've had a motherfucking haircut!

                          WOOT

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                          • I have absolutely no idea why demonic possession was prevalent in the seventeenth century
                            Originally posted by Facetious
                            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                            • -I have 2 leather jackets, and Im very picky about when to wear each of them
                              -I smoke way too much pot (you guys knew that)
                              -My old roomate STOLE my electric guitar, and Im slowly hunting his ass down (honestly, jerome.. this IS a crime against nature right?)
                              -I drink like a fish (that too)
                              -I swear too much
                              -I want to backpack Europe really badly
                              -Im a hopeless romantic (wonder why? ^)
                              -I call one of my best buddies Bourbon for the first 2 years I knew him, and just recently called him by name (Colin) the other night.
                              "You said Colin?! Man you MUST be fucked up dude"
                              7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
                              7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
                              7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*

                              1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA

                              7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
                              7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it

                              1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
                              1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now

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                              • i hate communists!
                                Throughout time, there’s been
                                crimes, throughout our history
                                But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
                                Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
                                Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

                                Come on my countrymen
                                Come on and take a stand
                                Don’t let ‘em take away your land

                                the Wenger bus is coming
                                and all the kids are running
                                from London to Manchester
                                cos he's a child molester


                                fuck islam

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