-i wear my watch on my right wrist
-my laptop cried before it died (it like leaked some liquid out of the screen )
-chocolate... just give it to me!
-black leather boots... don't give it to me! (seriously)
-i'm boreddd
-go mich!
- I see dead people
- the above statement is a lie
- If anyone asks why I don't go to my old college I tell them it's because of their shitty selection of majors, which they actually do have a shitty selection of majors but it's actually because I got kicked out for some stupid ass fucking drinking accident that wasn't 100% my fault
- I tend to act shy around people not because I'm anti-social or shy, but more because I don't really care to make friends.
- Well I guess I am anti-social.
- Been playing the guitar for a year and a half, but I hate those corny fuckers that learn to play a couple of songs and use that to pick up chicks
- I like Pamela Anderson
- I don't like her hepatitis C
- The statement Below is false
- The statement above is true
- I like orange sliced cheese but I hate any shredded cheese
- I throw sticks in front of rollerbladers
- I wish I went to band camp so I could tell stories about band camp.
- My macroeconomics professor looks just like Ron white and he dresses like him too.
- I still remember Oregon trail, and I still remember trying to ford the river and my ox dying.
- I bowled a 74 the other day and wasn't embarassed.
- I'm definately more of a night person.
- I'm a procrastinator
- I had to attend some alcoholics anonymous meetings last year and found it funny.
- I think I'm slowly becoming dyslexic(with numbers)yet no relatives of mine are dyslexic.
1:Best> lol why is everyone mad that roiwerk got a big dick stickin out his underwear, it's really attractive :P
3:Best> lol someone is going to sig that
3:Best> see it coming
3:Best> sad
7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*
1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA
7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it
1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now
- I occasionally find myself chewing my beard while thinking something. Yum
- If I chew a gum, I'll do it for 2-4 hours or more straight.
- Wreckless Sleeper, move and roll around in bed often, once woke up on the floor halfly under my bed with mattress on top of me, and with no alcohol involved.
- When I'm home, can't really be relaxed without any music on.
- The music I listen often suggests brutally killing something or such.
- I've never been caught.
- I'm nearly broke but if any of my female friends would want some useless item that they would just forget soon after getting it, I'd still sell some ass on the streets to buy that. (gotta love the ladies)
- I can't really stand anime, mostly because my brother loves it...when ye hear 21 year old guy giggle like a school girl, there's gotta be something wrong.
- Saved 2 person's lives single handly, by not driving over them.
1:Remu> by the way, valker is expensive...
1:M_M God> well, but you get quality time for your money
1:M_M God> and I like how his beard tickles me
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2:Falk> finland = part of united kingdom?
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1:RiiStar> lol i think i killed TW :D
- i can (and have) put on mascara with my mouth closed
- i'm left handed
- i've never weighed more than 155 lbs in all my life
- i went to my senior prom in drag after losing a bet, and i looked fucking amazing (you would have wanted to do me)
- i've written over 3,000 pages of poetry, a dozen short stories and three fourths of a screenplay over the past two and a half years
- i'm bipolar
- i thought college was for me, but i'm finding out the hard way that it isn't
- i aspire to be a drifter
- i hope to die at a rather young age
- i can (and have) put on mascara with my mouth closed
- i'm left handed
- i've never weighed more than 155 lbs in all my life
- i went to my senior prom in drag after losing a bet, and i looked fucking amazing (you would have wanted to do me)
- i've written over 3,000 pages of poetry, a dozen short stories and three fourths of a screenplay over the past two and a half years
- i'm bipolar
- i thought college was for me, but i'm finding out the hard way that it isn't
- i aspire to be a drifter
- i hope to die at a rather young age
I want to go at 27. Lots of old school classic rock/blues people went out at that age - Hendrix for example.
7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*
1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA
7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it
1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now
Disliked and I had our driving tests on the same day, at the same time, and we both had the same outcome.
Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - hero
- cannot gain weight to save my life through any means (and if i'm anything like my dad I won't be able to until im 35ish)
- laughs at people who say they wish they were geeks
- a member of way too many facebook groups but can't bring myself to quit some of them because they're so awesome/genius/uncannily appropriate
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